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  4. Posted · Report reply

    Ab jail se nikal ke phone ka payment to karne se raha.

    Parin, Jaan pyari hai ki Tobu 5 ? (White with extra freebies)

    :threatenlumber:

    Jail se nikalte he shuru ho gaye Amitabh Ji.... ?

    Lagta hai police ka danda bhool gaye... :threatenlumber:

    Paisa toh dena he hoga....woh bhi Service Tax aur VAT ke sath.....nahi toh woh policewala Thakur wohi bin hath wala....haan haan wohi....nokiley joote pehan ke bakra dhoondh raha hai.... :P

    Aur Dhanno bhi Rum pee ke apne Gham mein doobi baithi hai ek damm Tunn hoke... :winko:

    Aaj toh forum per he Sholay-3 Bann jaegi agar Parin bhai ka payment nahi hua toh....

    Meri maano toh Parin Bhai ko paise deke tricycle le lo aur apni jaan chudwaa lo....nahi toh yeh toh itne Daulatmand hain ke inki pahuch bahut upar tak hai.....mano ke qutub minaar se bhi upar....nahi nahi.....woh Pitam Pura, Delhi ke T.V. Tower jitni upar tak inki pahuch hai....Ab antim faisla apke hath mein hai.....

    Beatles sun na hai ghar per yaa K. L. Saigal jail mein ? :P

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    ^

    Aunty nahi Old Lady bolo bhai....usko bataa ke he toh jamaanat karwane aya tha aur ab aap mujhe dhamki de rahe ho....ab mujhe ander karwane ka iraada hai kya?

    Haan maine bola tha talwaarbaaj ka naam....naam sunte he kaanp gaya policewaala.....aur aaram se jamaanat ho gayee inki....jail ke bahar bhabhi filmi style mein car lekar khadi thi....fir dono galey miley aur apne ghar chale gaye...

    THE END !!

    :)

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    Will make payment as soon as i am out of jail.

    Parin bhai...aap Amitabh ji ko ab tricycle bhej sakte hain....I just bailed him out of Borivali Jail, Mumbai.....jamaanat pe chudwaya hai just abhi abhi....bhabhi ne he inhe ander kerwa diya tha....bechari pareshaan thi ke saare ghar ko sangeet ghar banaa rakha tha inhone....jab dekho toh music bajate rehte thhe...jis room mein dekho wahi music player rakha thaa...baar baar warn karne per bhi nahi maney...jab jaake bhabhi ne inki rapat thane mein likhwa di aur police inko office se utha ke le aayee sidha boriwali jail.....10,000 ki jamaanat dekar chudwa liya....Arun ka khas tha policewala...toh off timing mein bhi jamaanat de di inko.....

    Ab inhone kasam khayee hai ke kabhi music nahi bajayenge aur daru bhi nahi peeyenge....bhabhi bhi ab khush hain....aur bachhe bhi. :)

    Toh Parin bhai....aap inki tricycle pakki ker lo ab. :)

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    are Parin to pyar ka bhukha hai - woh to aise hi aap ko de dega -- yeh khane ki cheez aap mere ko bhej dena

    Honest Daddu ke sath main share kar lunga

    Haan daatktar....Parin bhai pyar ka bhuka aur daaktar and daddu khane ke bhukkad... :P

    Pehle nahi bataa sakte thhey mujhe ke Parin pyar ka bhuka hai....ab mai usko Credit Card se payment ker chuka hu aur bhai ne meri Tricycle bhi ship ker di hai.....Agar pehle maloom hota toh dher sara Pyar bhej deta aur tricycle le leta.....chalo jo upar wale ko manzoor hai woh toh ho ke he rahega.... :)

    Anyways thanks Parin bhai for timely shipping of my tricycle....You are the best seller of our forum....Aap toh purush nahi MAHAPURUSH ho. :)

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    ^^^

    Yeh Reshmi Zulfein toh jabardast hai Daaktarrrrrrrr. :)

    Dekhte He Dekhte agli Holi aa gayee.....magar yeh Gabbar abhi tak Ghodey per he baitha hai.....Arey Isko koi neeche utaaro bhai.... :P

    Yeh apne Daktarr a.k.a. Genius Daktarrr Ke Liye.....Jara iski KAMARIYA jo dukh rahi hai uski Dawa aur DAARU kar doh Daktarr : daruze4.gif

    Achaaa toh hamare Daktarr ko Nachna bhi aata hai.....Bahut kanteele Nachate ho bhai. :P

    Aur yeh Samsung Galaxy Note-2 and Samsung Galaxy Grand jo Hetal aur Parin ne sponsor kiye hain.....woh dono ke dono mujhe he chahiye......Koi awaaz nahi karega.....haannnn? Samjhe......Abke holi mein hum Lal, Peele, Gulabi, Harey, Neeley hone ki taiyaari ker rahe hain......Aur yeh Grand holi to ekdum lajawaab manegi Samsung Grand ke sath.....

    Waise iss daaktar ki ander se setting hai Sponsors ke sath......Lekin mai bhi beech mein taanka maar loonga....

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  20. Posted · Report reply

    Yes Shashank, you have to select the option from the left panel....you can select either "Since my last visit", "last 24 hours", "last week" etc.....This way you will be able to read pending posts which you haven't been read so far...

    Sometimes when you log in on the forum and quickly log off after checking few threads....the next time when you log in again, it shows only those posts which were posted after your last visit on the forum. So, in order to check earlier post you have select the options available on the left panel as shown in the attachement uploaded by Arun above.

    Hope this helps. :)

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  22. Posted · Report reply

    ^^^

    Also it is not feasable for us (the Mods. / Super Mods. / Admin) to read every post in full from Sole to Crown.

    Well, I always thought that was the job of the Mods i.e. to read the topics thoroughly, at least before closing a topic. Anyways I don't want to get into a debate on this and would request you to close the topic once the buyer post's a feedback or otherwise in 5 days as you have suggested.

    We too never wanted to debate on unnecessary things and nor does we appreciate such debates on the forum especially in buy / sell threads.

    Nothing against you, but just for the information, your thread had been closed as per the guidelines provided to Mods. / Super Mods. on the forum.

    Yours was a special case in which you sold the item 2 weeks ago and dispatched the same after two weeks. (Although you specified it in your first post).

    I would not had closed the thread if the same had been specified / mentioned in your last post where you requested to keep the topic open until the buyer post the feedback....Still I re-opened the thread within 1.5 hours of closing it, after I received the request for the same from the buyer. :)

    Requesting all sellers who are reading this post / thread to please mention the date of dispatch after dispatching the product in the last post for more clarifications, it will help us to avoid confusion which occurred in this thread.

    Cheers!!

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    ^^^

    Dkaile Ji, I too was not available on the forum from the last 4 weeks due to some top urgent work I stuck upon and logged in to the forum yesterday only.....I didn't read what you wrote in your first post....I read only your last post in which you wrote "Mods may keep topic open till the buyer posts feedback."..... Also it is not feasable for us (the Mods. / Super Mods. / Admin) to read every post in full from Sole to Crown.

    We can't leave a topic open for more than 10 days after the sale is made. But still I mentioned in my post, "if the buyer still wants to post the feedback than he can request to re-open the thread"....and if in any case a buyer wants to post feedback even after couple of months than still he / she can request to re-open the thread. Our purpose to move the thread to completed trade section is to vacate the space for new / other threads which are in line.

    The thread is open for another 5 days, as yesterday Akshat (buyer here) told in the PM that he will be able to post the feedback in three days only. I hope he will be able to post the feedback within 5 days...I had given 2 days extra due to Bharat Bandh called on 20th and 21st Februaly 2013. :)

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