Honest 836 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Thats really GREAT my dear GREATEST. You are really GREAT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) @kumaarshah, good to know about u... we both r in the same boat... im born gujju brought up in chennai, and now shifted back to gujjuland.... u have ur roots in rajkot... great.. do u come to rajkot often? this time when u come, we shall meet @kamal, Thanks yaar..!! Edited February 1, 2009 by Greatest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) ^^^ Thanks Greatest for the info. I do not visit Rajkot very often, maybe once in a decade only. The last time I visited Rajkot was just before the great shake, I think it was in 2001. My cousins tell me that if I come to Rajkot, then there will be another shake. Ha ha ha.... A fortnight back I was in Ahmedabad for 4 days. My cousin from Rajkot came to meet me and take me to Rajkot, but I could not make it due to paucity of time. Hope to see you in Chennai whenever you come here. Edited February 2, 2009 by KumaarShah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted February 2, 2009 ^^^ thanks man for the invite... infact i was in chennai 2 weeks back..!! I still have my relatives/cousins staying there... shall surly take some time out of my schedule and meet u on my next visit... btw where do u stay? and ur office? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 2, 2009 ^^^ @Kumaar & Greatest Bhai logg, agar aap dono ko Rajkot ya Chennai Jaane ka time nahi mil raha toh ek kaam karo, Jhumri Tallaiya aa jao. Kumaar Bhai Chennai Se aur Greatest Bhai Rajkot se. Beech mein padega toh aadha-aadha rasta hi aana padega. Mein aap dono ko receive kerne thik time per pahuch jaaunga. He he he....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted February 3, 2009 ^^^ Thanks, Kamal for the invite.... BTW, Chennai to Jhumri Talaiya is only around 1200kms and Rajkot to JT is only around 700 to 800 kms... so its not halfway... But I think we are going way off topic now... lets discuss all these by PMs.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted February 8, 2009 he he ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted February 9, 2009 ..Take tune of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... My name is Ramalinga Raju main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake) satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali ... jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye ... Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry. ..kholi) number 420 ACCUSE ME PLEASE abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan haan kholi hai investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan boli hai jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi .. .. jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye .. ..Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420 ACCUSE ME PLEASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted February 9, 2009 ha ha.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 That's really great my dear Kumaar Bhai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sadikk 301 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 Good one Kumaar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted February 11, 2009 ^^^ Thanks, Greatest, Kamal and Sadikk.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted February 21, 2009 Friends keep sending me these good stories, so I hope you don't mind me passing them along to you........... Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read and perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. 'Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Afghanistan. After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.... As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'll wait till we get to base ' His friend agreed. I looked around at the other soldiers. None were buying lunch. I walked to the back of the plane and handed the flight attendant a fifty dollar bill. 'Take a lunch to all those soldiers.' She grabbed my arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she thanked me. 'My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it's almost like you are doing it for him.' Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and asked, 'Which do you like best - beef or chicken?' 'Chicken,' I replied, wondering why she asked. She turned and went to the front of plane, returning a minute later with a dinner plate from first class. 'This is yours with thanks.' After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the plane, heading for the rest room. A man stopped me. 'I saw what you did. I want to be part of it. Here, take this.' He handed me twenty-five dollars.. Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Aircraft Pilot coming down the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he walked, I hoped he was not looking for me, but noticed he was looking at the numbers only on my side of the plane.. When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his hand, an said, 'I want to shake your hand.' Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the Captain's hand. With a booming voice he said, 'I was a soldier and I was a military pilot. Once, someone bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never forgot.' I was embarrassed when applause was heard from all of the passengers. Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch my legs. A man who was seated about six rows in front of me reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He left another twenty-five dollars in my palm. When we landed I gathered my belongings and started to deplane. Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man who stopped me, put something in my shirt pocket, turned, and walked away without saying a word. Another twenty-five dollars! Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their trip to the base. I walked over to them and handed them seventy-five dollars. 'It will take you some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a sandwich. God Bless You.' Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect of their fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to my car, I whispered a prayer for their safe return. These soldiers were giving their all for our country. I could only give them a couple of meals. It seemed so little... A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to his country for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people who no longer understand it. May God give you the strength and courage to pass this along to everyone on your email buddy list.... I just did that and it feels GOOD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted March 7, 2009 I love this Doctor! Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain... Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! "Round" is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO, What a Ride' AND...... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asit 4 Report post Posted March 8, 2009 ha ha ha interesting one, particularly the line Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what killsyou. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted March 8, 2009 Good one Kumaar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashoksoft 83 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 a) Hetal will start to think on how to make them work in such a way that they produce the milk of 4 cows...b ) Karki would sms to everyone and say that "Rimweb is the proud website having 2 cows. contact me for more details" c) Sadikkbhai would say, "The price for 2 cows is USD 111, incl. courier charges, and mind it I use only Blue Dart" (This will be shown in his signature column) d) Arun will say, "Lets make these two cows accessible to everyone in the world by launching the website, "www.2cowsrimweb.com e) Apna Honestbhai, " My dear friends....... " f) Kalpakbhai, "See the definition is very easy... you have to milk one cow, and make the other graze... once the other cow has done grazing, make the current cow to graze, for maximum throughput.." g) our latest entrant, Dr. Muffaddal, "Nice invention by rimweb... can I borrow the 2 cows for a few days, so that I shall post a proper review of them....." These are all the members I think would be the happiest among the lot..... NO OFFENSE Guys... Nothing is intentional.. I am just trying to make your weekend a little bit more happier... (I just hope I am not banned from this site... ) Did not laugh so much for a long time ... awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mufaddal 678 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 LOL ...HOW DID I MISS IT .. good one greatest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Good one Kumaar... Thanks Greatest!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUPIDON 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 MAGICAL DESK A man went into a second-hand shop in search of a desk. He spotted one he liked - it was just right: not too big and not too small with a few handy drawers - so he asked how much it was. "A thousand pounds, sir." "A thousand pounds? For a desk? That's absurd!" "A-ha, but this is no ordinary desk! 'Tis magic. Observe." The shopkeeper turned to the desk and said, "how much money has the gentleman got in his pocket?" The desk moved about and tapped a leg on the floor five times. Sure enough, the man had five pounds in his pocket. "Amazing! I'll take it." So he took it home showed it to his wife. "Nice desk. How much did you pay for it?" "A thousand pounds, but before you ask me why, let me demonstrate." He thinks of a nice easy low number for the desk. "How much money is in my wife's bank account?" At this, the desk goes berserk, all the legs banging away for over five minutes. "How the hell did she get all that?" The desk's legs fell apart and drawers fell down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUPIDON 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 HONEYMOON The honeymoon couple, Banta and Preeto, left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, Banta and Preeto couldn't wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple's moment of passion, the cab driver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "No way, get your own," said Banta, "this one's all mine __________________ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 ^^^ Umesh, Good ones, those!!!!! Keep more coming!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUPIDON 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 Thanks Kumaar Shah, Some more SOME THOUGHTS "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" --------------- There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. --------------- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... --------------- The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! __________________ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUPIDON 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 REFLECTIVE MIRROR After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.” He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly bitch he’s runnin’ around with.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUPIDON 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2009 CHINESE CUSTOM This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff. The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man. At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!" He yelled in the Chinese man's face. The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Solly sir, I think you awe mistaken. These awe actually Austwalian customs. I was told, to become an Austwalian, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and lissen to boohll-sheet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
