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Jo OK se nahaye Kamal as khil jaye..... Bada sabun.

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Yeh bachha badaa hoke khilaadi banega. :)

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Revenge of a Ex-Wife.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return

their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home....

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Including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

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How to kill a woman?

give her ARMANI dress

DIAMOND jewellery

MAC cosmetics

LOUIS VUITTON bag

GUCCI shoes

n lock her in a room without mirror......

TADAP TADAP KE MAR JAYEGI..........

CHECK THIS

Chai wala: "Bholi si surat, Ankho me masti, door khadi sharmaye... HAY HAAYE !"

Girl replied: "Kaali si surat, Haath me ketli, Door khada chillaye... CHAY CHAYE !!"

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Need a chuckle to brighten up your day? Check out this comic strip that details the story of what will happen when Mr.iPhone meets Mr. Note. Just some background for you guys. The Apple iPhone 4S is equipped with a 3.5 inch screen with resolution of 640 x 960 for pixel density of 330ppi. The Samsung GALAXY Note LTE has a 5.3 inch display with a 800 x 1280 resolution. The pixel density works out to 285ppi.

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source: JoyofTech

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Delete... as posted same earliet..

Apologies....

thanx alok...

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WOW Rajan Ji thats pure Ultimate where is the good old indian brand "N"

this is purely for you

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Good ads:

RTO: Donate blood but not on road..

Forrest Dept.: Shoot birds, NOT with gun, but WITH camera..

Latest: Fly Kingfisher, NOT on PLANE, but with BEER!

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WOW Rajan Ji thats pure Ultimate where is the good old indian brand "N"

this is purely for you

Daaktar Babu.....when you OFFICIAL SEALED then where is the need for "N" ? :winko:

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really.. no need of "N" when already SEALED.. :P

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Irrefutable proof that a good woman can bring balance and stability to your life.

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This is one of the best and funniest Infographic I’ve ever seen!I :lol:

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thanks techmissile

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Apple is Racist!!

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Some more Obama... Indian istyle...

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^^

Obama ka sabase acchha meching karunanidhi ke sath hota hai.

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