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IPhone 4 upgrade to IPhone 5 :hypocrite:

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^^^

Ankush Bhai, yeh Doctor toh apne forum wala Daaktar lagta hai......Shoukeen Mijaaz.. :P

Waise masaala achaa hai. :)

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Mujhe bhi unki hi yaad aayee, jab yeh post kar raha tha..... :P

Mazedaar masala :multi:

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customer to police

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Cus.- sir mujhe phone pe dhamkiya

mil rhi he .... :@

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Police - kya ap jante he wo kon he

jo appko dhamkiya de rha he.

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Cus- g company wale bol rhe he

AGAR BILL NHI DIYA TO KAAT

DALENGE...... lolzz

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JUST JOKING

BREAKING NEWS!

WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI’S SON-IN-LAW

by shovonc

In news that has relieved lovers of money everywhere, legendary investment guru Warren Buffet has announced that the search for his successor is finally over. New Delhi-based entrepreneur Robert Vadra, son-in-law of Indian Supremo Sonia Gandhi, will soon be taking over as head of Berkshire Hathaway.

“Despite an extremely rigorous gym schedule, this extraordinary young man has become a billionaire in just four years,” said the Sage of Omaha. “Not only did he convince real estate giant DLF to give him an entire suburb of Delhi at throwaway prices, he also got them to lend him the money, interest free. My sources inform me that he is also acquiring two or three other Indian states, but he’s too modest to talk about these things.”

Members of Sonia Gandhi’s domestic staff have welcomed the move.

“I kiss his boots on a regular basis,” said Law Minister Salman Khurshid, “It’s amazing how smooth he keeps the leather.”

“He’s extremely dynamic,” said baggage-handler Manish Tewari. “When I carry his bags at the airport, I can barely keep up. And it’s not just because he doesn’t have to go through security.”

DLF has rubbished allegations of corruption, and maintains that all dealings have been completely transparent.

“We did everything very openly,” said a spokesperson for DLF. “There is no question of favouritism. We are committed to providing the same benefits to anyone who marries Priyanka Gandhi.”

Others have also earmarked Vadra for international glory.

"Let me just get through this election," said US President Barack Obama. "If I win, I'm going to use this man's help to revive the US economy.
Edited by KumaarShah
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What Was Life Like Before Smartphones?

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This is really funny slide show on indiatimes.com :smiley-bounce022:

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Salute!!!!

Amazing boy... Must watch!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRR0p4pAngs

this is what a man must be . he never gone to school . but still.....must give the opportunity to go do his schooling . please help him .

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@AmitRoutray

This boy is really amazing. I salute to him. :)

@ Dipan

This is the peak of stupidity. These guys don't know what they are doing. Their parents and family is going to suffer in the case of any mishappening with them.

By the way, this video was posted earlier also, I think by Rajan Babu.

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Name of Gandhiji's Son..

Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son..


Tamilian student: Dineshan !

Teacher: What Rubbish?

Tamilian student (yangrily): whadd rubbish?!! Phrom KG yonwards we have been dold daat "Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DINESHAN!" ( the nation) .
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Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments! :

Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is
"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India . If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany and Japan . If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan . In short, none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US .
I've been doing my part....."
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See the video. Autodriver's moto is customer satisfaction and providing service. hope if all auto drivres are even 1% of him, what can happen. he offers free ride to teachers, mothers & babies on mother's day, couples on valentine's day (are there any political parties listening?)

http://youtu.be/fmPB7fsvCg8

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Ha ha ha.....Chirag Bhai....that was really funny. :P

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Here is nice one....

For the 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it

Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates 4 his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams 4 just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.

His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.

Respect every male in your life.

U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth!!

BECHARA MARD...!?

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kre to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

bachho ko dante to ZALIM,

na dante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

na rokey to BIWI ki kamai KHANE WALA,

Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to Joru ka GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega,

"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

Sent from my GT-N7100 using Tapatalk 2

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Always have a Succesful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE
Bcoz
what matters is not being clapped wen v Arrive.
Bt being remembered wen v Leave.

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