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Rajan I told u about family pack of a product. sale kardo.

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Yes Rajan Babu, uss family pack ke barey mein Geenoo Chacha ne mujhe bhi bataya tha.....

Ekdum mast Idea hai....... Yeh family pack forum per dhoom macha dega...... Aur ekdum unique item hai, jo itni aasaani se kisi ko kahin bhi nahi milegi. Aap he non-stop supply ker sakte ho woh family pack...... Shuru karo. :)

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Kya yaar yeh off topic thread pe sirf ranjan bhai vinay bhai or dadaji hi maaja le rahe hai. that to in coded encrypted language sala this thread has lost its motive. :doh:

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Mujeeb bhai jis din apko iss family pack ka pata chalega toh aap bhi kahogey yaar wah kya kamaal ka idea hai...... Puri family ke liye suitable...... Dada kharidey aur Pota bartey..... Yaani ek baar family pack le liya toh jeevan bhar ka aaraam.

But credit goes to our dear Genius brother. Afterall the brilliant idea of this family pack is given by him only.

Friends, very soon we are going to have a blast in our buy / cell section....obviously with the new family pack......to be sold exclusively by our dear Raajan Bhai. :)

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Yes it's one for all pack, suitable for all ages children to grown up to not so grownup all can play with it, the method and game differs, it's totally safe non toxic, non polluting, no battery needed, bio-degraded, no need to look for any deal outside and SNS. Produce of India, also free in some institutions, good for growth of country, increases GDP.

Bas woh aa jaye to thelakha macha de.."..

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Yes it's one for all pack, suitable for all ages children to grown up to not so grownup all can play with it, the method and game differs, it's totally safe non toxic, non polluting, no battery needed, bio-degraded, no need to look for any deal outside and SNS. Produce of India, also free in some institutions, good for growth of country, increases GDP.

Bas woh aa jaye to thelakha macha de.."..

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Kya Genius bhai peheliya bhuja rahe ho product launch kardo na jab itna hi hit hai to! Btw i feel ki tum itne chulbule ho ki tumhara naam DR Chulbul Pandey hona chaiye. No offense sirji :hypocrite:

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Genius Bhai, maine toh bol diya hai RaJan Babu ko, sabse pehle mujhe 2 piece bhejengey. Paisa advance mein jamaa ker diya hai unke account mein...... Rajan Babu itna kamm rate bole toh ekdum se paisa deposit kr diya..... Kahi baad mein bhaav na badh jaye. :)

Ab mai bus delivery ke intezaar mein baitha hu. Merey ghar pe sab log betaab hain uski jhalak paane ko. :)

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Daduji, my worry is how will this Family Pack fit into your forum Buy - Sell Guidelines ? :Read:

Fir topic delete ho gaya to meri bani banayi reputation ka kya? :(

Otherwise it's an excellent product..

Cheap, Reliable, Enjoyable, No Zanzat of MEID registration, programming.. :Sorprendido:

You and doctor will make me a seller anyhow.. :doh:

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Rajan Babu, aap bus taiyaari kijiye thread post karne ki....... Forum guidelines ke mutaabik kaise fit hoga, woh mai apko Pm kal he bhej chuka hoon.

Aur jab thread according to rules hai, toh delete hone ka sawaal he nahi hai.

Bus ab aap jald he shuru ker doh. Mai toh kehta hu ka aap Pre-booking chalu ker doh. You will get magnificent response of this cheap and awsome product, I bet. :)

Aur aap toh hamare forum ke chaand hain.... Apki reputation iss product ke sale karne se badhegi. Otherwise aap toh dekh rahe ho sab kitna pareshan hain.

Sabki pareshani ka ek he hal hai, woh hai Rajan Babu ke paas. Yes, no registration jhanjhat, everything will get automatically registered. :)

Bus Rajan bhai jaldi delivery karwa doh, kahin mujhe khushi ke kaaran heart attack na aa jaye. Doh attack pahle he aa chuke hain. Ye teesra aur aakhiri hoga. Bus aap delivery kerwa doh aur sale shuru karo bye / cell sub-forum mein. :)

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Aur aap toh hamare forum ke chaand hain.... Apki reputation iss product ke sale karne se badhegi. Otherwise aap toh dekh rahe ho sab kitna pareshan hain.

Honest: mera Chanda hai tu mera tara hai tu mere bhudhape ka sahara hai tu......

Rajan: bas karo yeh nagme main abhi product punch line khoj raha hun aur tum sweater bunne lag gaye.

Honest: are lo sweater se punch line to ban gai - " one size fits all"

Rajan: alsi diwangi dhekhi nahi kahin ...... Maine is liye jane Jana deewana Tera naam rakh diya.......(please imagine)

, kahin mujhe khushi ke kaaran heart attack na aa jaye. Doh attack pahle he aa chuke hain. Ye teesra aur aakhiri

Hoga...

That product saves life too......

..........Chulbul Pandey

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4 hours of daily power cuts is making life miserable.. Smaller towns in Maharashtra suffer 8 to 14 hours daily. :ranting::angry::mad44::bash:

This is going on for many years now..

Maharashtra a leading state??? Yes.. In Corruption, Bad Infrastructure, Farmer Suicides and a whole many other things..

Leaders are spineless but the public also won't protest.. They will simply go out and start buying inverters..

Even when they see that entire maharashtra suffers but there are no power cuts in Mumbai!!

Why? Because the leaders are sitting/staying in Mumbai, it will attract national / international media attention and a big shame for them!!

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Rajan Babu, kahin iss bijli katauti yani power cut ki wajah se mera order toh delay nahi hoga?

Aur apne bola tha thread ka title suggest karne ke liye. Toh, I'm suggesting this :

One Stop Solution For "AAM AADMI". :)

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what a bad way to return home last night..

first, :sign_omg: long Q at the security check, 30 minutes.

then flight got delayed again 30 mnutes in the air. pilot syas due to bad weether landing permission denied and asked return back to Ahmedabad. cant do that as no fuel. has to land in 10 minutes. some how landed, good work by the pilots :thumb::clap: . almost 2 hours for 50 minutes flight.

no taxi/auto at mumbai airport :cursing: . cool cabs were there but not willing to ply because of rain :cursing::censored: . wasted another hour to figure out. finally while on way to station, got a cab.

cab rams in to front car. driver was rash and even after warning him 2 times did not budge. he tried to avoid but the car started skidding so no other option. luckily no one was hurt. little walk and caught another cab.

finally reached home :clap1:, exhausted and hungry. was to reach by 9 but reached by 11.30 kid went to sleep after long wait for dinner. :( :( :'(

good thing out of this, good landing, good breaks by cab driver. and above all, made a friend at the airport while waiting for a cab. he is staying near my home, abt 2kms and were together in the cabs.

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Rajan Babu, kahin iss bijli katauti yani power cut ki wajah se mera order toh delay nahi hoga?

Aur apne bola tha thread ka title suggest karne ke liye. Toh, I'm suggesting this :

One Stop Solution For "AAM AADMI". :)

Now i am dropping the product you are waiting for and thinking of introducing another one.

That is.. Cure For Back Problems, Slip Disk etc.. So many people are suffering from it including my wife. I am sure this will be a run away hit.

Geniusbhai is doing some R&D in his labs and the product will be invented very soon. He is going to give the marketing rights to me. And then we start..

Just think, kitne logo ki dua milegi.. Dava Khilake.. Bus drug effective honi chahiye..

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:( :( :(

Means my order is now cancelled for good.

Anyways, Rajan Babu please keep my payment with you as I may need the new product in huge quantity which you are going to introduce for Slip Disk and BACKend problem. As many of my friends who are suffering from this problem, regularly asks for the remedy of this issue.

Believe me Rajan Babu, this product is going to be a super duper hit.

Thank God, meri disc abhi tak slip nahi hui, safe hai bechaari. :P Back ache problem hui thi magar woh genius chacha ke bataye huve nuskhe kaam aa gaye aur meri backend ache ekdum theek ho gai. :)

Rajan Babu, did you decided any punchline for the new product ?

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16 hours of power cut in Maharashtra for industry and surplus power in Gujarat!!!!!

Why can't they buy power from Gujarat?

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16 hours of power cut in Maharashtra for industry and surplus power in Gujarat!!!!!

Why can't they buy power from Gujarat?

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so what I am listening abt gujarat is true..

a state having surplus power in India is really comendable.

looks like we all need NaMo to be next PM

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Yes it true

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Gujarat has about 30% excess power and is expected to reach 50% of excess by next year end or so. Gujarat is willing to provide the power to other states. but political will is not there. congress do not want anything from Gujarat. Gujarat is asking for grid connectivity and other infrastructure in order to supply power to other states. But Power Grid and central govt. are not doing it. the other problem is payment for the power. It is also worried whether they will receive payment from the states, especially where congress is in power. I know this because I work with electricity boards. Even central govt is not willing to give any sort of assurance of payment and hence Gujarat has no other choice but not to supply.

this happens in India only. One state wasting and while other is in dire situation.

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Gujarat's Anti Terror Law gathering dust with central government waiting for approval since many years now.

Whereas law with similar provisions, even somewhat more drastic ( MCOCA ) of Maharashtra had been approved long back, because it's from a congress ruled state.

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I believe in Indian politics no one wants a politician who solves the problem. Every one - including wasted interests of society and pseudos - wants our society to remain illiterate, superstitions, non thinkers and followers.

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Has someone been removed from being a Moderator at RIMweb? I see only RIM Guru instead of Moderators against that member name now..

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.…… and investigation goes on

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Did someone lodge an FIR? So the investigations are warranted?

Or is this an Ex-Parte Order from the Honourable Supreme Court in response to a PIL (Public Interest Litigation)..

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EDIT: Deleted - my post - was a goof - lol

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