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  7. Posted · Edited by h1ghlander · Report reply

    F irst-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her

    students

    The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

    Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

    third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade

    too!"

    Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.

    While Boy waited in the outer office , the teacher explained to the principal

    what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a

    test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to

    the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

    Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to

    take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Boy.: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Boy.: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should

    know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to

    the third-grade."

    Ms Neelam says to the principal , "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him

    ?"

    The principal and Boy. both agree.

    Ms Neelam asks , "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?"

    Boy.: after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    Boy.: "Pockets."

    Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious

    and contains thin whitish liquid?"

    Boy.: "Coconut"

    Ms Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?"

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy.

    was taking charge.

    Boy.: "Bubblegum"

    Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog

    does on three legs?"

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

    Boy.: "Shake hands"

    Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

    Boy.: "Yep."

    Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get

    wet before you do."

    Boy.: "Tent"

    Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best

    man always has me first."

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka

    peg.

    Boy.: "Wedding Ring"

    Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well , I drip. When you blow me ,

    you feel good."

    Boy.: "Nose"

    Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

    Boy.: "Arrow"

    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat

    and excitement?"

    Boy.: "Firetruck"

    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u

    have to use ur hand."

    Boy.: "Fork"

    Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on

    others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're

    married?"

    Boy.: "SURNAME"

    Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,

    like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

    Boy.: "HEART."

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher , "Send this Boy.

    to Harvard University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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    BSNL has decided that now free calls, under plan 225, plan 325 and plan 525 of Cellone mobile service worth Rs. 60, Rs. 100 and Rs.300 respectively, can be made to any network. It is NOT restricted to own network (BSNL's network) now.

    This is applicable with effect from 15th November 2006.

    All other terms and conditions remain the same.

    link: http://www.bsnl.in/newsdetailed.php?news_id=340

    when is reliance going to offer such an offer for postpaid subscribers :confuse:

  14. Posted · Edited by h1ghlander · Report reply

    You guys, who can't get the STV to work on lifetime, try this.. recharge with a regular one month freedom recharge and then do your STV. Works perfectly with me.

    If i recharge once for 2200/- and recharge with stv will i get the stv tariff and also if i recharge after 30 days i.e after expiry of stv and again recharge stv without recharging with any freedom plan voucher will i get the stv tariff. :clap:

    2200/- voucher is valid for 365 days

  23. Posted · Edited by h1ghlander · Report reply

    I've got strange problem after activating hello tune, i'm not getting sms immediately when it's sent by others to me but it's delayed to 1 day or may be more, i receive sms only when i send send messages to others and also my phone is not reachable(says temporarily out of service) to others at some times & when it rings it's d same old tring tring. When i called cc i was told 2 deactivate this service since it's in testing phase, how do i deactivate this service please help me.

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