Greatest

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Punjab

Finally...

^^^ thanks dhiraj and dr...

I need invite to demenoid.. (dont mind the spelling) its the place where i can download hollywood movies by axxo.. my email id kunalmakwana@gmail.com thanks

^^^ thanks man for the invite... infact i was in chennai 2 weeks back..!! I still have my relatives/cousins staying there... shall surly take some time out of my schedule and meet u on my next visit... btw where do u stay? and ur office?

^^^ oye thanks yaar

do not keep this thread dying... it will lose enthusiasm in me ... do post nething on pre... nething...

@kumaarshah, good to know about u... we both r in the same boat... im born gujju brought up in chennai, and now shifted back to gujjuland.... u have ur roots in rajkot... great.. do u come to rajkot often? this time when u come, we shall meet @kamal, Thanks yaar..!!

Aamir..

Dinner

@dhiraj, congratulations to your lab... he has just become famous on rimweb...!! @kumaarshah, thanks dude... nala irukkringala?

^^ forgot to add ur name in the list... h) dkaile would say, "{html} {body} The 2 cows are really very interesting than the Palm and 6800 and acer aspire one and my senheizer headphones and also my dog... I would plan to gift it to my wife..... but kuch bhi bolo... Palm PRE is the most happenening thing in earth right now {/body} {/html}"

Jab we met..

a) Hetal will start to think on how to make them work in such a way that they produce the milk of 4 cows... b ) Karki would sms to everyone and say that "Rimweb is the proud website having 2 cows. contact me for more details" c) Sadikkbhai would say, "The price for 2 cows is USD 111, incl. courier charges, and mind it I use only Blue Dart" (This will be shown in his signature column) d) Arun will say, "Lets make these two cows accessible to everyone in the world by launching the website, "www.2cowsrimweb.com e) Apna Honestbhai, " My dear friends....... " f) Kalpakbhai, "See the definition is very easy... you have to milk one cow, and make the other graze... once the other cow has done grazing, make the current cow to graze, for maximum throughput.." g) our latest entrant, Dr. Muffaddal, "Nice invention by rimweb... can I borrow the 2 cows for a few days, so that I shall post a proper review of them....." These are all the members I think would be the happiest among the lot..... NO OFFENSE Guys... Nothing is intentional.. I am just trying to make your weekend a little bit more happier... (I just hope I am not banned from this site... )

So the 10inch model mentioned above by ss_rakesh is also priced at 15K??

Ramalinga Raju

Afghanistan

Thanks dude...

^^^ cool score.... i wasnt aware..!! so u using an atom powered lappy or should i say netbook?... is it from asus? or someone else... and how is the performance??? if u could give me the model no. i shall hunt for it on the net...

^^^ Atom-based?

USA

^^^ what i meant was, if someone who already "has" a connection, should provide a review... not anyone who is eager to provide one... neways nice effort Doc... you are always in the front to try out new things... ur one of the assets of this community..

rahul gandhi

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. LEHMAN BROTHERS VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at Bear-Sterns, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.... AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.