Three cricket fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Sri Lankan team's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Indian fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Pakistani fan took off his cap and placed it over her private area.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Sri Lankan cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Indian cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Pakistani cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Pakistani fan was getting upset and finally asked "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Pakistani hat, I find an *** hole!"