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The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.' CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet....... Ate the cookies........ Drank the milk....... S**t on the paper....... Sc**wed the other three cats....... Claimed he injured his back while doing so........ Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... Put in for Workers Compensation................ and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

LEGAL AND LOGICAL EXPLAINED. After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization' , at the University of XXXXXX, North American one, an Indian student goes and confronts his Professor about it. Indian Student: 'Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject in which you have not given me even a pass mark?' Canadian Professor: 'Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!' Student: 'Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam. ' Professor: 'Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?' Student: 'What is legal, but not logical; logical, but not legal and neither logical, nor legal?' Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on another Indian students whom the Professors considers as his best student and asks him the question asked by the student who had just met him. The deemed best Indian student immediately answers: 'Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old Indian woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your Indian wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A' grade after he seemingly won an arguement, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.'

Here is little more clarity on OMH. There are 2 entities which has to be complaint with OMH for to utilize the OMH advantage to the fullest. 1) OMH handset 2) OMH SIM Normally GSM's n/w settings are completely stored in SIM, so its very easy to switch between operators. In case of CDMA RUIM, part of the n/w settings are stored in RUIM and other part stored in Handset. Part which has information about the subscriber and the operator is stored in RUIM but the information about data exchange is stored in handset. This is the reason why Samsung used to say that their handsets can support R-World, TATA-Zone and V-bytes. Since they pre-program these data settings in their handsets. If you observe clearly some Samsung handsets although RUIM based will support either R-World or TATA-Zone but not both. All these handsets will not support MTS-World(if it exists) or BSNL-Zone(if it exists) In OMH SIM all the settings are moved to SIM similar to GSM. With OMH, Manufacturer need not worry about pre-configuring these data settings in their handsets. That is the reason why Samsung didn't speak about TATA-Zone or R-World in relation to Mpower 699. Simply put Mpower 699 can support any CDMA operator's data zone just by inserting respective operator's OMH SIM. These OMH handsets can work with even Airtel world(if Airtel starts CDMA operations) just by inserting Airtel's OMH SIM. To cut the long story short, RUIM only ensures the voice and SMS interoperability but OMH ensures interoperability even in data (including MMS). To ensure downward compatibility, all OMH handsets will work with normal RUIMs although for data usage you've to program the handset with particular operator's data settings. To ensure downward compatibility, all OMH SIMs will work with normal handsets although for data usage the data settings present in the handset will be taken against the one present in OMH SIM.