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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll

never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think

I'd want another man like you!".

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A good friend is like a computer. he

"ENTERS" ur life. "SAVES" u in his

heart. "FORMATS" ur problems. And

never "DELETES" u from his

memory.!!

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Guzre huve kal ki yaad ati hai,kuch

lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,woh

subah rangeen woh shaam nirali duub

jati hai,jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai*.

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Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u

gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.

Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good

boy lately, you may keep it.

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Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai humne

kaha ye dard kabul hai sabne kaha is

dard ke saath jee nahi pawoge humne

kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi

kabul hai...

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Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,

milte hai bahot log is tanha zindagi mein par

koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Mulk Ki Bhi Ek Sarhad Hoti Hai,

Bachhe Ki Bhi Ek Jid Hoti Hai,

Kitna Intejar Karu Tere Ek SMS Ka Yaar,

Kanjusi Ki Bhi Ek Had Hoti Hai!

Why do people say that a honeymoon

should not b more than 6 days

Becoz 7 days make a <w>hole we<e>ak!

Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar!

hamein to us shaam ka intezaar hai,

jo aaye tumhe saath lekar!

Bhagvan sabse zyada dukhi kab hota hai..

Jab koi aur rape karta hai

aur ladki kehati hai..

HEY BHAGVAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

Sharaab bani to maikhane bane,

husn bana to deewane bane,

kuch to hai baat aap mein bhi...

yunhi to nahin paagal-khane bane.

Is dil mein gum ki kaliya khilti hai,

ab to tanhaiyaa aksar humse milti hai,

jabse aapne band kiya SMS karna,

mobile battery pehle se jyaada chalti hai!!!

Hey! Tell me very frankly...

Do i look stupid? Dumb?

A duffer? Nuts? Like an alien?

Plz tell me... Coz just now

someone told me dat i... LOOK LIKE YOU!

NOBODY TEACHES THE SUN 2 RISE...

A BIRD 2 FLY...A CHILD 2 CRY...

A PLANT 2 GROW...AND NOBODY TEACHES

A HEART 2 CHOOSE A FRIEND LIKE U!

Dosti hoti hai dil-o-jaan lutane k liye,

hum apni hasti mita d tumhe pane k liye,

milne ki tume fursat nahin

SMS karte hai apni yaad dilane k liye.

To hear what is unspoken,

to see what is unseen,

to feel without even touching...

is the miracle called FRIENDSHIP.

THnKs 4 ShaRiNG iT WiTh mE.

Agar aapko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hein,

charming hein to to kutta paliye..

Saap paliye.. Sher paliye..

Magar galatfehmi mat paliye..

*Be quiet in the classroom,

Respect the fact that others are sleeping!"

*keep the college clean: STAY HOME!"

Spread the holy words.

Ppl Live, Ppl Die, Ppl Laugh,

Ppl Cry, SomE GivE UP, SomE Wil Try,

SomE Say Hi, SomE Say Bye

Others May 4get U BuT HOW CAN I!

Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,

exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

Sapna ma ave che, pari lage che,

Sapna ma ave che, pari lage che,

roj roj aave che, sali navri lage che!

Dil haroon, Jigar haroon,

ki Jaan haroon? Dekhte hi teri surat,

dil chahta hai.. jorse.. ek CHAMAAT MAROON!!

Banta & Santa fed up of mobile, decide 2 use pigeon.

1day pigeon reached Banta without msg.

Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa says,

"IDIOT this was a missed call!"

Kis kis ki mehfil mein kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kiya.

Ek aap the jisne har kiss ko miss kiya

aur ek hum the jisne har miss ko kiss kiya!

Arz hai: Koi pathhar se naa maare mere diwane ko :-(

Nuclear power ka zamana hai bomb se uda do saale ko!!!

u may have someone in ur mind someone in ur heart

someone in ur dreams someone in ur life

but i am ur someone when u have no one!

In my life I've learned how 2 love 2 smile

2 B happy 2 B strong 2 work hard

2 B honest 2 B faithful 2 forgive

But I never learned how 2 stop thinking of you.

A Star has 5 END. A Square has 4 END,

A Triangle has 3 END, A line has 2 END,

Our LIFE has 1 END.

But our "FRIENDSHIP" has NO END!

#SMILE#

S-Sets u free.

M-Makes u special.

I-increases ur face value

L-Lifts up ur spirits

E-Erases all your tensions... So SMILE Plz!

A FRIEND is: 1% Funny 2% Sweet 3% Caring

4% Loving and 90% SMART & GOOD LOOKING

That's why *I'M YOUR FRIEND!*

Wen i go wrong,i need ur hands 2 correct it.

Wen emotins burst out,i ned ur hand 2 catch 'em.

Wen i win i need ur hand 2 pat me.

In short-YE HATH MUJHE DEDO Thakur!

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko Aaram nahi,

ji na lage kahi, E Khuda kya yahi Pyar Hai?

Stupid ye pyar nahi summer ki garmi hai,

jaa jaake nahaa le!

Muskan ke dayro mein hamesha khushi nahee hoti,

ansuon ke bahaov mein hamesha gam nahee hote,

badal jaye chahe fasle,

dosti aur pyaar kabhi kam nahee hote.

3 frnz bought a new car, Hindu put tilak on bonnet

christian put cross on bumper,

muslim cut the exhaust pipe.

Smart Man + Smart Nari = Flirting Jari

Idiot man + Smart Nari = Pocket Khali

Smart man + Idiot nari = Pav Bhari

Idiot man + Idiot nari = Shaadi

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,

bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,

kahin aisa to nahin ke

ek pyara sa dost mujhe bhool raha hai

1980's: Friends remember U during good times

and forget u during bad times...

2004: Friends remember U when sms is free

n forget u when sms is CHARGED...

Blue be the sky above you!

Soft be the road below you!

Love be the breeze around you!

I pray all the happiness surround you!

Think Big... Think Smart...

Think Positive... Think Beautiful...

Think Great... If that is too much for u,

here is a shortcut..... Just Think about ME!

1 ladki thi deewani c, mobile le k ghumti thi,

nazre jukake sharmake mobile me kuchh karti thi,

jab bhi milti thi mujse puchha karti thi

"yeh chalu kaise hota hai!"

Plz pray 4 me...

My medical results diagnosed that I'm becoming smrter daily.

But dont worry its not contagious; just INCURABLE!

Aahat si koi aae to lagta hai tum ho,

hava si koi laharaye to lagta hai tum ho,

ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho.

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.

Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo ::

Aata hai USHA ke saath,

Rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur

Jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath!

Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai,

yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,

aapse door rehna ulfat ki baat hai,

magar aap jaisa dost pana kismat ki baat hai.

Another MOON? Possible.

Another SUN? Possible.

Another SKY? Possible.

Another Friend like You?? Not POSSIBLE..

Coz..God cnt make Same MISTAKE 2wice!

Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar!

hamein to us shaam ka intezaar hai,

jo aaye tumhe saath lekar!

Friendship is like a song.

After we hear it, we still hum the melody as we live thru life.

U r 1 of the songs tat never ran out of tune in my heart.

Whatz the definition of bravery?

'A man with a bad case of diarrhea

taking a chance with a huge fart'

Nothing is Impossible in this World

Coz Impossible itself says that

I M POSSIBLE!

have a Nice Day!

if i could pull down the rainbow

i will write my name & put it back

so that everyone will know

how colourful my life is with a friend like u!

When i c the sun i c u,

when i c the moon i c u ,

when i c the stars i c u,

when i see the mountains i c u.

Side ho jaao, u r blocking my view!

Tarzan & the animal went to the river.

tarzan took off his clothes,

all animals started laughing, Tarzan asked why?

the animals replied,your tail is infront.

Before marriage-MAD for each other,

During marriage-MADE for each other,

After marriage-MAD because of each other.

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If u could spend an hour in my mind...

a minute in my heart...

and a second in my soul...

then u would know how it feels...

to miss someone like u...

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U ARE SAD, I AM SAD,

U ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY

YOU CRY, I CRY

U DIE...

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GOODBYE...

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I kno U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y-

But take 3 secs 2 think of me

1...

..2.

..3.

So sweet.. now continue ur work,

thank u.

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Why SARDARGI can not dial 811 in his phone?

Because he cannot fint eleven on his phone.

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How can u identify a sardar in a class room?

Ans: He is the only1 who erases the note book when teachr cleans the board..

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SPECIAL OFFER:

Surprise ur girlfriend by sending a romantic kiss 2day.

Just dial your cell no & say"kiss" & ur girlfriend's name & address. I'll go & kiss her.

When is a man's brain the size of a peanut?

When it is swollen.

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First-aid teacher: What would you do

if you broke your arm in two places?

Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!

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Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u

gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta

Singh: Well, as you've been a good

boy lately, you may keep it.

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Jaan hai mujhko jindgi se pyari,jaan

ke liye kar doon qurban yaari,jaan ke

liye tod doon dosti tumhari ab tumse

kya chupana,TUMHI TO HO JAAN HAMARI.

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Khusboo bina phool bekar,

Chand bina chandni bekar,

Teri dosti bina meri zindagi bekar,

Aur mere "SMS" bina Tera mobile bekar...

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Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange,

afatb tujse nur udhar mange, rab kare

tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti

udhar mange.

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"Zindagi nahi hamein doston se pyari,

doston pe hazir hai jaan hamari,

aankhon mein hamari aansu hai to

kya, jaan se bhi pyari hai muskaan tumhari."

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Troubles,as light as air,love as deep

as the ocean,friends as solid as

diamonds & success,as bright as

gold,this i wish 4 u today n everyday.

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_ò _ò

t_J for t_J

_I_ our _I_

FRIENDSHIP

Let"s have a

toast...

_ò _ò ting!

t_Jt_J

_I__I_

CHEERS!

MAY IT

LAST FOREVER

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Roses r red violets r blue,da worlds a

mystery widout a friend like u!da rose

may die da violet may cry but this

friend will never let a tear fall from ur eye

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Are O SAMBHA, mere kitne SMS mile? bahut Sare. Aur tumne kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! haak thu. Dhikkar Hai! Ab tak bahut SMS khaye. Ab goli Kha. Dichkaon.

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Hum dost hain MULAYAM, hamari dosti hai ATAL, jo karegi sabka KALYAN, hamari ek hi chahat hai MAMTA, jo khilayegi sabko RABDI, to kah do na u r my SONIA

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K Heres My First Contribution

Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,

Cow log grass eat rahe hain,

shaane log SMS kar rahe hain

aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi!

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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW

Its Sweeter when its TRUE

But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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One more small contribution from my side....

Kya aapke sir pe SEENGH hain

NO!

JUST CHECK IT

CHECKED?

YES !

NAHI HAIN?

NAHI !

R U SURE?

YES !

koi baat nahi. GADHE k bhi nahi hote

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Ehsaan Doston pe jatane nahi hote,

Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote,

bas salamat rahe yeh dosti hamari,

yeh woh rishte hai jo kabhi purane nahi hote!

As da day turns into nite,

Keep ur worries out of sight,

Never mind how tuff the world might seem,

u still deserve da sweetest dream tonite!

Man goes to chemist: I need to buy poison.

Chemist: I cant sell u that.

Man shows wife's photo.

Chemist: Sorry i didn't know u had a prescription!

Sardar's frnd slapped him,

Sardar asked whether he slapped him Seriously or jus 4 fun?

Frnd: Seriously

Sardar: Then its alrite, I dont like ppl making fun of me!

Frnds r not a game to play,

Frnds r not jus a word to say,

Frnds do not start in March & End in May,

Frnds mean tomorrow, Yesterday & 2day!

Can u believe things ppl do?

I was sitting next to dis guy in the mandir,

In da middle of da aarti, he lit up a cigarette,

I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer.

Zamane ke darr se teri tasveer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,

Deedar ho tera baar baar isliye Julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai!

Kaash hum sms hote, Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,

Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,

par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhare saath hote!

Morning is God's way of saying: "One more Time"

"Live Life, Make a difference"

"Touch 1 heart, Encourage 1 mind, Inspire 1 soul"

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

Patthar paani mein mat pheko,

Usey koi aur bhi pita hai,

Zindagi jini hai toh has kar jiyo,

Tumhe dekhkar koi aur bhi jeeta hai!

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Here is a Capsule you'll fall in love with. Please Let me know if you liked it. It is collection from a whole site.

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Look at the ocean and see God's abundance!

Look at the sky and see God's wonder!

Look at the mirror and see God's blunder!

No word is as beautiful as a frnd,

and No frnd is as wonderful as u,

A Frnd is sweet when its new,

its sweeter when its true,

Its sweetest when it is u!

u must b a good runner,

coz u r always running in my mind.

u mus b a good thief,

coz u've stolen my heart,

And i'm a bad shooter,

Coz i miss u always!

Bole toh bhai ko tera sms nahi aarele,

Bhai ki khopdi bahut tight hai,

Bo nikalu kya tera lucky dra?

Chal shane, do char Jakkas achhe SMS idhar chipka!

Bahu ek din paraye aadmi ke saath so aayi,

Saas ko pata chal gaya phir bhi uff tak nahi kiya!

Poochiye kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

Lollypop says to Dairy Milk: I think v r da sweetest on Earth.

DairyMilk replies: Wait u haven't seen da person reading this SMS

who is sweeter than us!

Kadam kadam pe humse taaluk rakhna,

Dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna,

Hamari yadon ka sms zarur aayega,

Bas apna inbox khali rakhna!

Life gives answer in 3 ways...

It says YES & gives u wat u want,

It says NO & gives u something better,

It says WAIT & gives u da best in its own time!

Kisses r not like "5-star" - Muh mein jate hi ghul jaye,

Kisses r not lke "Perk" - Kahi bhi kaise bhi,

Kisses r like "Pan Parag" - Ek se mera kya hoga!

Koi itna chahe tumhe toh batana,

Koi tumhara naaz uthaye to batana,

Dosti kar to lega harkoi,

koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana!

Dar Dar bhatakte hai armaana ki tarah,

Har koi milta hai anjano ki tarah,

Is duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhen,

yeh to gham bhi deti hai ehsano ki tarah!

2 hv a heartbeat, u need a heart

2 hv a heart u need happiness

2 hv happiness, u need a frnd

2 hv a frnd, I need u !

Wife: Wherever we keep the money, our son steals it.

I dont know wht to do abt it.

Husband: Keep it in his textbook, he will never touch it!

It takes 1000 workers 2 build a castle,

Million soldiers 2 protect a country,

But jus 1 woman to make a Happy HOME!

Lets thank......

KAAMWALI !!

Marketing Lessons: U propose a gal, thts Direct Marketing

U propose on phone, thts Tele Marketing,

Girl slaps u back, thts Customer Feed Back!

Raat hui jab sham ke baad,

Apki yaad aayi har baat ke baad,

Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,

Apki aawaz aayi har saans ke baad!

This story can be read by Angels only,

$THE END$

How was it? Oh wht a pity! poor devils cant read it!

It is the ordinary women who know something abt love,

The gorgeous ones r 2 busy being gorgeous!

Duaaon ki bhid mein ek dua hamari...

Jisme mangi humne har khushi tumhari

Ab jab bhi muskurae aap,

dil se samjenge ki dua kabul hui hamari!

Tum itratey bahut ho, Dil ko behlate bahut ho,

Sochta hun tumhe dinner pe le jaaun,

Par kya karun zaalim, tum khate bahut ho!

frndship isn't how u forget but how u forgive,

not now u listen, but how u understand,

not how u see but how u feel,

& not how u let it go but how u hold!

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kiss = 1 Propose

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage

n tht 1 Bloody Marriage has 7777777 Problems.

So beware of that Glance!

Khwab dekhe bhi nahi aur toot gaye,

Woh humse mile bhi nahi aur rooth gaye

Hum jaagte rahe, aur duniya soti rahi,

1 baarish hi thi jo saath roti hai !

I sent 3 angels 2 ur bed,

I asked them 2 surround ur heart wid LOVE

Touch ur face wid ROSE

n finally whisper in ur ears GOOD NITE !

If ever da day comes wen u find a better frnd than me,

jus remember tht wht i gave u is da best of wht i have

& Wht i am 2 u is da best i cud be!

The human brain is the most outstanding thing!

It functions 24 hrs / 365 days.

It functions right frm the time u r born,

until u fall in LOVE !

If missing u was a crime, i'd b on a deathrow,

If dreaming of u was a disease, i'd b in ICU

but if caring 4u was a sin,

I jus bought a 1st Class ticket to HELL !!

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Ht of Laziness - Naked Man sleeping on

a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do da rest!

Ht of co-incidence - There was an earthquake!

I dont know how many meters make a mile,

nor i know how long is river Nile,

But i always smile whenever i see ur name on my mobile

Ek adaa aapki dil churaneki,

Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jaaneki,

Ek chehra aapka chaand sa,

ek zid hamari, chaand paane ki!

Everything in dis world is so fine,

but everything in dis world is not mine!

But theres one thing which is divine,

And thts ur frndship which is mine!

Gurur rum aa, Gurur whisky,

Gurur Vodka Gineshwara,

Gurur sakshat peg brahma,

tasme shri beerenamah

Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe!

Jale ko aag kehte hain,

Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain,

Aapme jo cheez missing hai,

usi ko toh dimaag kehte hai

If u had sex 365 times a yr,

wht wud u do to all the condoms?

Melt them, make a tyre,

& call it GOOD YEAR!

Every morning has a new beginning,

A new blessing & a new hope,

Its a perfect day coz its GoD's Gift,

Have a blessed hopeful perfect day!

Arz kiya hai...

Hum karte hai tumse pyaar,

Isliye karte hai tumhara intezaar,

par itna bhi na karvao intezar,

ke ho jaye kisi aur se pyaar!

Introduction is possible anytime,

Love is possible sometime,

Marriage is possible one time

but a sweet frend like u is poss jus once in a lifetime!

Sex is like a restaurant,

Sometimes u get full service,

sometimes out of service,

and sometimes u have to be satisfied by self-service!

Loving someone gives u strength,

Being loved by some1 gives u courage,

often frndship ends in love,

but love in frndship never ends!

Our frndship is not like NIKE - Just do it,

Not like PEPSI - Yeh dil maange more

Not like WILLS - Made for each other,

But like LIC- Jeevan ke saath bhi, Jeevan ke baad bhi!

U want u get - tht is Luck

U want & u wait - tht is time,

U want but u compromise - tht is life

But u want, u wait & u compromise - tht is Love

dillagi doston ke naam hoti hain,

Dillagi doston ki shaan hoti hain,

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil mein mere,

Yehi sacchi dosti ki pehchan hoti hain!

AS da day turns into nite, keep ur worries out of sight,

Never mind, how tuff the world may seem,

u still deserve da sweetest dream tonite! GOOD NITE!

Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

koi shaam jaati hai tumhari yaad dekar,

hamein toh uss shaam ka intezaar hai,

jo aaye tumhe saath lekar!

Wen u find dreams inside ur heart,

dont let it go, coz dreams r da tiny seeds

from which beautiful tomo grows!

Have a sweet dream tonite!

When u need some1 to be beside u n no one is arnd, jus gaze up in da sky,

u mite not see me,

but be sure tht we r under da same sky!

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This is my first contribution:

The twinkle in ur eyes makes my day,

ur smile makes my week,

ur laugh makes my month,

ur sweetness makes my year,

and ur friendship makes my life!

If friendship can be sold or brought like shares & debentures,

then ppl who have invested in u,

have become Billionaires like me me me!

Ur friendship has a brightness of sun,

coolness of moon,

remember they can be eclipsed for a while,

but let our friendship live with a smile!

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Some JHAKAAS SMS:

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsas hota hai,

Ki shayad koi humein yaad to karta hai,

Milne na aaye to kya hua hum par,

Char lamhe barbad to karta hai!

Pyara sa ehsas ho tum,

Har pal mere paas ho tum,

Jeene ki ek aas ho tum,

Man ka ek vishwas ho tum,

Shayad isiliye kuchh khas ho tum!

Dosti acchhi ho to rang lati hai,

Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai,

Dosti naadan ho to tut jaati hai,

Par dosti humse ho to ITIHAS ban ban jati hai,

MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE?

Mahak mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti,

Mohabbat se zindagi bhi kam nahi hoti,

Saath zindagi mein dosti ka gar ho,

To zindagi bhi ZANNAT se kam nahi hoti!

Us pyari si surat ka ek bar didar de,

Tadap rahe hain hum yahan ab aur na intejar de,

Apni awaz nahi sunati to mat suna,

Kam se kam Ek MISS CALL to maar de!

Hamne socha shayad humi chahte hain aapko,

Magar aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla,

Dil ne kaha shikayat kar us KHUDA se,

Par woh KHUDA bhi aapko chahne wala nikla!

Agar talash karoge to koi mil jayega,

Par mujhse jyada kaun chahega,

Tumhe jaroor koi chahat se dekhega magar,

Do aankhein hamari kahan se layega!

ENJOY!!!

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No post from some time..!! :)

Waiter: Pizza Ke 8 Tukde Karu?

Sardarji: "O" Nai Paji.

Tu 4 Tukde Kar 8 To Me Nahi Kha paunga

Jo tumhe kabhi na mile, wo hai gam,

jo tumhe khoob mile, wo hai paisa,

jo tumhe sab ka mile, wo hai Pyar

Jo ham naseeb walo ko mila hai, wo hai "AAP".

Kiss is a key of love.

Love is a lock of marriage.

Marriage is a box of children.

Children are problem of india.

C how many problems a kiss create?

You are a genius.

You'r brain is a master piece.

It is divided into two parts-left & right.

In the left nothing is right & in the right nothing is left.

Har kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi,

har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi.

Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise kare,

ki tujhsa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi...

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha.

ek admi ne pucha sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho.

sardar bola maine padha hai 'sunday is a holyday'

Tu chand mange me chand dedu,

tu raat mange me raat dedu,

tu dil mange me dil dedu,

tu jaan mange,

Bas yaar

bhik mangne ki bhi 1 limit hoti hai.

kaamvali bai ko 1din condom mila,

Bai: Malkin, ye kya hai?

MALKIN:Tere gaon mein SEX nahi karte kya?

BAI:Karte hai,par itna nahi k lund ki KHAL nikal jae!

EK SARDAR APNE BETE SE BOLA: bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai,ek bi tili nahi jalti.

BETA:Kya baat karte ho papa sab tili test karke laya hu.

Duniya karo nag che to hu pan madari chu,

udta pankhi ni pankho kapu tevo hu shikari chu.

aam to chu malik mari marji no kintu tariek najar no bhikhari chu.

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NOW SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THESE SMALL JOKES AND SMS INTO MY GTRAN OUTBOX/INBOX WITHOUT HAVING TO TYPE THE WHOLE THING.

Not here! :) Go to the GTRAN discussion board for this!

I heard someone saying NO SMS from quite sometime! :grin: So heres my contribution ;) once again!

A boss gave a mini skirt to his

secretary as 1st month's salary.

In 2nd month he got impressed by her work

& raised the 1st month's salary!!

Logo ko kehte suna aksar,zinda rahe to phir milenge...

magar iss dil ne mehsus kiya hai..

Milte rahenge to zinda rahenge...!

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer,

each person he hits gets a little of my love and friendship...

I hope he beats the s_hit out of u !! ;-)

U learn 2 like sum1 when u find out wat makes them laugh,

but u can never truly love sum1

until u find out wat makes them cry...!

A TRUE FRIEND is one which SEES the first tear,

CATCHES the second

and STOPS the third.

Ankho ki saja tabtak hai,jab tak didar na ho!

Dil ki saja tabtak hai, jabtak pyar na ho!

Ye zindagi bhi ek saja hai,

jabtak aap jaisa yaar na ho....

Love says "if u ever need anything i'll be there."

whereas Friendship says: "You'll never need anything ,if i'll be there.. "

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,

Ur smile is ANALGESIC,

Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,

Ur presenc is ANTISEPTIC,

Ur sms is ANTIPYRETIC....

That is why I never fall ill..

A dinner specialy 4 u-a GLASS ful of care,

a plate ful of luv,

a spoon ful of peace,

a fork of trust & a bowl of PRAYER gud nite...

Advantages of having sex with married women.

They give like hell,They do not yell,

They do not tell,They do not swell

& no risk of wedding bell!!

A girl says to her boyfriend-"One kiss and i"ll be yours forever"

The guy says "thanks for the warning"

Its hard 2 pretend to luv some1 wen u realy dont,

But its harder to pretend dat u dont luv some1

wen u Really Do.

Santa: Mahabharat mein Dushashan ne kya galti ki?

Banta Singh: Stupid, Dropadi ki sari kheechta raha...

Oonchi bhi to kar sakta tha...

Airhostess 2 laloo-sir r u vegetarian or non vegetarian

he says-no i m saggitarian

she says-no sir r u shakahari or masahari

he says-no im bihari.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart

that would always beat for you. You know whose........ ?

Your own! u stupid! Ha!Ha!!

A: Nikal teri saree nikal tera panty,

nikal teri bra, nikal meri banyan.

Nikal meri pant, aab daba jor se.

Ha aab tera suitcase bandh hoga.

Being visible isn't always a requirement for being close,

it just takes some thoughtfulness and

concern to capture the heart of a friend!

Khuda aap jaisa CUTE dost koi aur na banaye...

ek cartoon jo mere pass hai,

kahin common na ho jaye!

Kal agar mein mar b jau,

e dost mere marne ka gum na karna,

aasoon b na bahana, Meri arthi b na uthana,

sidhe upar chale aana ....party karenge!

God asks an architect, what mistake did i commit in designing a women.

He replies i think the recreational area is too close to drainage line!

apun ko laga ki apun tere ko bol dena chahiye,

fir kya haina apun ka dost log bhi insist kiya k bolich dal,

to bolta hai...gud night...

Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jaana,

agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

jab wo jaage to dheere se muskurana,

aur kehna GOOD MORNING!

When u LOVE someone,its like reaching for the Starz...

U know u cant reach it... But u keep trying

coz may be one day that STAR just might Fall for YOU..

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart...

U know why? Because u always remain close to my heart

and far from my eyes...

Pyar karte bhiho aur mukarte bhi ho,

humse milte bhi ho aur jhagadte bhi ho,

kyu karte ho khilwad itna dilse,

jab khudse jyada pyar mujhse karte ho!

Jab jab kanjuso ka naam liya jayega

ye mera vishwas hai tera naam sabse upar aayega!

Ab to sms kar de warna kanjusi ke itihas mein

tera naam amar ho jayega!

Hearts change... i know they do but this heart will always b vit u..

Hearts hurt... i know they do..

but this heart hurts more without u...

I may not have given wat is expectd frm a friend

i'm human whoz not perfect

but inside this imperfection lies a heart

tat values u the Best...

Smtimes I SMS U, smtimes I dont,

Smtimes I reply, smtimes I wont,

but no matter how many times that Smtimes is,

U'll be my friend not 4 smtime but 4 lifetime...

Birth is the start of life,

beauty is the art of life,

mystery & risk are part of life

but true friends like you are heart of life!

Lady 1 : "Hw cum ur husband is alwaz home on time?"

Lady 2 : "I'v made a simpl rule..

SEX wil b at 9 pm sharp, whethr u r here or not.."

Sometimes my mind askd why i miss u?

why i care for u? why i remember u?

then my heart answered it's simply

bcoz Fools need more care.

One day if u need me

& there r 100 stepz in between us.

U take the first step to get near me .

I wil take all the 99 stepz to b there 4 u

jaroori nahi ki har sms mei kuch mesg ho.

Yaad aa rahi thi isliye msg kiya!

I believe that God created me to be your friend..

He picked me out from all the rest

bcoz He knows I'm the best!

Now Don't argue with God!

I am gonna write on all the bricks "I miss U"

and i wish that one falls on ur head ...

So that u know how it hurts when u miss someone "special"

Kaun kehta hai ki judai hogi

affwah kisi dusman ne falaii hogi

thaath se rahenge tere dil me...

humne itni jagah to banayi hogi..

THeRe WaS a CouNT oF THe BeST ANGELS iN HeaVeN

& PaNiC BRoKe ouT B'coZ THe SWeeTeST oNe WaS MiSSiNG.

PLeaZZZ CaLL uP HeaVeN & TeLL THeM WHeRe u aRe!

Mohabbat pehli baar jo ho jaye to Bholapan hai,

duji baar ki jaye to Apnapan hai,

teeji bar ki jaye to dewanapan hai,

yadi ab bhi baz na aao to Kameenapan hai!

I Live by Faith & not by Sight

So whether i See u or not,

i know u r stil d same...

...a Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.

A rupee is hard 2 earn but easy 2 spend.

A friend is easy 2 find but hard 2 maintain.

I lost a rupee, when i sms u,

who cares i got a sweet friend like U!

when its nite luk at d sky.

if u c a star, dont wonder y.

jus make a wish, it will come true.

i did it once and found u. GOOD NIGHT!!!

V V V V V ..shhhhhh...

I'm walking slowly

Bcoz u might be sleeping...

I'll just leave my message 4 u:

"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS!"

Not every flower can represent LOVE, but ROSE did it.

Not every tree can stand thirst, but CACTUS did it.

Not every Monkey can read SMS, but U did it.

Priest was stroking Nun's thighs.

Nun:"Father, Psalm 129!"

Priest apologised & went home to read Psalm 129 frm the Bible.

It read:"GO HIGHER TO FIND GLORY"

Friendship is like war,

EASY to start,DIFFICULT to end,

IMPOSSIBLE to forget,SO i am having a war with U.

i hope that u don't wan't peace.

JAB BHI TUMHARA MSG ATA HAI MERA ROM-ROM MACHAL JATA HAI,

MERE ANG-ANG MEIN GUDGUDI HOTI HAI,

YE MSG KA KASUR NAHI HAI,

SALA MERA MOBILE HI VIBRATOR PAR HOTA HAI.

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SMSs of the DAY

do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

I put my dog out of window And u put your

face out then people started shouting "TWINS TWINS"

Doctor: u look so weak & exhausted.

Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

Lady: Oh.. Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day!!...

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A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...

Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi

Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,

One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...

So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...

as u r already a SWEETEHART!

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,

to miss some1 in crowd,

2 find some1 in every thought,

to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,

is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,

par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Aapke haath me

mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c

smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi

File hai...

Phir bhi

SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa

stupid style hai??

Some 1 r bers,

somebody cares,

ur name is whispered in somebody's prayers,

keep d bright hope of sunshine in view,

some 1 is always thinkin of u,

d monkey in zoo.!

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Just go to hell...

.

.

.

u

.

.

u

.

.

because only u can change

hell into heaven by ur sweetness.

Tere dil me rahenge sms bankar,

dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar,

Kabi apne dil se juda mat samajna,

Hum tere sath chalenge network bankar.

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Wen things go wrong...

Wen sadness fills ur heart...

wen tears flow in ur eyes...

always remember 3 things

1) I'm with u...

2) Still with u...

3) Will ALWAYS b...

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

Starts has 5 ends

Square has 4 ends

trinagle has 3 ensd

line has 2 ends

but circle of our friendship has no end...

FRiEND in different lanaguages...

Iranian - DOST

German - FREUND

Herbew - CHAVER

French - AMi

Pinoy - KAiBiGAN

Dutch - VREND

Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

04:30

99

missed calls

1

new

number

Its

Meee...

just

to

remind U

That

I am missing U.

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..

CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...

and TRUE Friends STaY forever

beyond words,

beyond time...

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide

Stars so bright

off the light

sleep quite quite

..(-.-)..

ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

1+1=2 eyes look at u...

12+12=24 hours thinking about u...

3+4=7 days in week missing u...

1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...

It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...

But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

Ever since you've left, i'hv realised that A part of one's Life is made of someone else's life.

I miss that PART.

I Miss U

Dear FRIEND

If KISS is a BOOK,

i give u a LIBRARY,

If HUG is a SIM,

I give u a TALKTIME

If FRNDSHIP is a BIKE

I give u PETROL

If LUV is a LIFE,

I give u MYSELF...

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...

to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...

to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...

Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!!

Sharp is ur memory,

sweet is ur name,

deep in my hear u will always remain.

Earth wants water,

flower wants dew,

i want nothing but a smile from U....

I,

I W,

I WI,

I WIS,

I WISH,

I WISH U,

I WISH,

,

I WIS,

G,

I WI,

GO,

I W,

GOO,

I,

GOOD,

,

GOOD M,

GOOD MORNING!

Days

are 2

Busy,

Hours

are 2

Fast,

Seconds

are 2

Few

But

there"s

always

TIME

for ME

2 disturb

--== YOU ==--

God came 2 me & granted me 1 wish frm my heart...

I askd 2 arrange 4 a permanent smile on the face of person reading this sms.

Hope my wish is granted.

Gud morni!

I know U R

So-So-So

-B-U-S-Y-

But..

Take..

3 seconds

to think of me

=>/<<s.

q"_,_,)

( ._.)1..

/=<

..2..

..3..

So sweet...

Whatever is warm & inspiring

Whatever means most to you

Whatever makes you smile and brings you joy

THAT'S WHAT I wish for YOU!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND...

Don't search love, let love find u.

Thats why its called falling in love,

b"coz u dont force urself to fall,

u just fall and there will be someone to

catch u...

SMile!

I'll take ur pic, 1-2-3 2 far!

o

<U>

J>

again!

1

3

____________

___( .)(. )___

___ (oo) ___

__( U ) __

too close!

.:##:.

( . ,.) .

( o ) ." . <3

"") ("") " "

Just blew u a

"Good Morning" virus!

Its Contagious... full of

"Love & Care"

Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar..

Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar..

Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar...

Mere SMS bina...

Kya baat hai! U.. R. Right!

Aapka MOBILE bekaar!

I HATE YOU:

H = happy to see you

A = always miss you

T = take u in my mind

E = everyday never forget u.

I really want 2 say...

I HATE U"!

Its good to have money and d things it can buy...

but its also good to check once in a while & make sure u havent lost d things money cant buy...

F R I E N D S

I have nothing much to offer u in this World,

its only my...

.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.

L I F E T I M E

D O S T I

.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.

Chalega na?

Aap kaha hai?

Apka ghar khai?

TV hai?

Kon se channel aate hai?

Table hai?

Chair bhi hogi?

Aapke ghar me chipkali hai?

Bili hai?

Kutte kyo nai hai?

Audio hai k cd k vcd?

Home theatre kyo nai hai?

nal hai?

Paani aata hai?

Fridge hai?

Bada hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?

ice banata hai?

kon c

company ka hai?

To dusri company

ka kyu nahi hai?

Fan hai k AC?

Cooler kyo nai hai?

Phone nai hai?

ACHHA!

Mobile hai?

Balance hai?

to sMs

KARO NA YAAR!

"""" ö """"

"""" ö """"

"""" ö """"

"""" ö """"

"""" ö """"

H E L L O!

My AIRCRAFT

landed in ur MOBILE 2 say

A VERY GOOD DAY 2 U!

I may not b

the most important person in ur LIFE...

But

I just hope that

One day whn

u hear my name

u wud just

SMILE & SAY

"Hey thats my friend"

Sincere apology:

If u dont like any of my SMS &

Don't like 2 read,

or if my msgs disturb u,

then pls dont hesitate,

feel free to...

Throw ur mobile out!

Tere bistar par makdi lage,

Tere room me machar fire,

raat ko lite chali jaye,

Puri raat garmi lage,

tere sapne me BHUT aaye.

Chal aab soja... Good Nite!

If i die & go 2 heaven & GOD asks me wats my last wish,

i'll pause 4 a while 2 look 4 U & when i see U cryin I wud say,

"LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my Frend"

_________

_H_o_w_r_U_?_

_H_o_p_e_u_R_

_*_F_I_N_E_*_

_K_e_e_p_o_N_

( e

: ) Smiling

( e

Ankhe meri

_; )

Sapne tere

()'

_; )

()

("v") Dil mera

'v'

Oooo, yaade teri

((

- :wacko:

((

,--. i.--,

'.(miss(.'

".)you)."

FRIEND

Alphabetically advices for u:

ABC: Avoid Bad Company

DEF: Don't entertain fools

GHI: Give-up High ideas

JKLM: Just keep liking me...

When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enuf 2 carry on...

Don't give up, coz where ur strength ends...

.. my worth as ur FRIEND begins...

How much is 1 + 1 = ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Are you still looking for the answer?

Shame on you!

To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:

Press down...

Press up...

look, you cudnt follow the instructions...

You failed... You are an IDIOT.

Khuda aap jaisa cute kuchipuchi koi aur na banaye...

ek cartoon jo mere pass hai kahin common na ho jaye!

Happiness is like a butterfly;

U run after it, it keeps flying away;

but if u stand still, it comes n sits on ur Shoulder..

WISH U LOTS OF BUTTERFLIES!

Ye we're friends...

I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas,

I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame,

I'm spin u r googly,

U'r bandar I am mogly!

Flowers die, Stories end,

Songs fade, Memories r 4gotten...

All things come 2 an end but precious people like me r treasured 4ever n 4ever :-)

Dont place me in ur eyes,

i may fall as a tear,

place me in ur heart,

so that every beat reminds u,

that someone is there... for u!!

|---!

| 0 o

| !l!

|___, JI

|---@

| /!;

| <>

|____,

Ye bhi mujhe tumhari tarah SMS nahi karta tha

Tapka Dala!

Tu door hai mujhse or pass bhi hai,

teri kami ka ehsas bhi hai,

Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,

par tu pyara bhai hai aur khas bhi hai!

,-.(.-.

.'.(.',

'.'.'

AN APPLE A DAY

KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

If Doctor is Cute

then forget Fruit

and take Doctor away!

Hichkiyo se 1 baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,

ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta hai,

milne na aye to kya, hum per 4 lamhe barbad to karta hai.

Maana hum aapke doston me shamil nahi,

maana aapki Dosti hume hasil nahi,

itni berukhi kis baat ki dost,

kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi...

Message Collection: Bose, Kerala

Roegi Aankhen, Muskarane ke baad!

Aayegi Raat Din Dhaal Jaanke baad!

Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh,

Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe

Tere Jaane ke baad!

Sunhari Dhup

Barsat ke baad..

Thodi si hansi

har Bat ke baad...

isi tarah ho

Mubarak Aapko..

Ye NaYi Subah

kal rat ke baad...>

I

LoOked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Every where

Just

2

Tell

U

"Good Morning"

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...

Biwi ghar main aayi...

ghar SWARG ban gaya...

aur main

SWARGWASI...

I may seldom tell u how special u are,

i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy,

but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about!

Make new friends, but keep the Old;

Those are silver, these are gold.

You may have some one in your mind,

Some one in your heart,

Some one in your dreams,

Some one in your life,

But I'm your some one, When u have no one!!

Friendship - Pure unselfish friendship,

All through life's alloted span, nurtures, strengthens, widens, lengthens, Man's relationship with man

Friends aer like stars. You can't always see them,

But you know they are always there for you...

If friends were flowers, I would not pick you!

I'll let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so as I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

If someone asks me if ur good...I'l say ur not...

If they say ur better... i'l say ur not

why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me,

U promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears,

U promsd me ur Luv bt u gave me PAIN... ME?

I promsd u Nothing but I gave u Everything!

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true

Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more

Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks

Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

I would give up happines to never see you sad,

I would give up eternity to be with you always,

I would give up my life so that yours would be new...

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u,

smiles r lyk frwn f its nt ment 4 u, but 4ever will sound grea8t f u promise 4ever to me!

U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haFstOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u..

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean.

If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...

If heat was your love & care,

how I wish the sun was beside me...

Message Collection: Others

Dosti ke badle dosti, dushmani ke badle dushmani, phool ke badle phool, big gift ke badle big gift, send me quick.... kya... sms ke badle sms... yaar!

hal kaisa hai janab ka..

kya khayal hai aapka..

hum to so gaye ho ho ho..

tum bhi so jao ha ha ha...

GOOD NIGHT

,,,,

<'_'> Hum Tum ('_')

<(H)/ Stranger <T>

/ > ,>

,,,,

,,,,

<'_'> Hum Tum (',')

<(H)/ Enemy <T>

/ > <?\

,,,,

,,,,

<'_'> Hum Tum (',')

<(H)/ Friends <T>

/ > />

,,,,

Just

Like ('-')

U$ '.'

Friends Forever!

(Sachin, Mumbai)

1-u r nice person

2-line 1 is true

3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true

4-both 2&3 are correct

5-all 4 r wrong

confuse? now msg & confuse others

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...(Nikky)

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..(Nikky)

To Share what is difficult

To heal what is hurting

To think what is not possible

To understand without even talking...

Is the miracle called

"FRIENDSHIP"

Happiness keeps u Sweet,

Trials Make u Strong,

Sorrows keep u Human,

Failure makes u Humble,

Success keeps u glowing &

GOD keeps u going!

GOD BLESS U!

() * () What

( 'o' ) if I

(,,) (,,) disappear

Just What I thought...

You'd still look 4 me...

Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME!...

Aren't u?

/---:--;.

;:---:'---=|--=:--

;

'--(o)---'--(o)--'

---:--;.

---=|--=:--;

----'--(o)--'

;.

=:==;

o)--' ,)))

Aapka SMS lene k

liye mene MERCEDES bheji hai!

,,, ,*,

( .") (".)

#######

,,, ,*,

( '.'(" )

#######

U r d sweetest

(Jeet)

SMS pe sms bhejte ho,

bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,

bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,

khudka bheja to chalta nahin,

doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...

(AMIT)

I may hav 4gtn 2 say dat I care, I may hav failed 2 open up and share..

but though no words hav been spoken, my promise of eternal friendship wont b broken....(Uday Gujar)

Words And Hearts Are 2 Things In The World Whoch Should Be Handled With Care .B'coz Words When Spoken N Hearts When Broken R Difficult 2 Repair (Dinesh Kawana)

Sender:

SWEET

+91??????????

Sender:

CHARMING

+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:

ADOREABLE

+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:

LOVEABLE

+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:

1&ONLY ______ (Name)

+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

(From: Jeet)

sms doesnt only MEAN

Short

M

S

Short

msgng

S

Short

Msgng

Service

but it also mean

S

M

S

Some

M

S

Some

Moments

Shared

wid luvd ones like u....

Message Collection: Chitra

To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship.... EYES : To look at you

HAND : To pray for you

Mind : To remember you

Heart : To love you

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND LEGS : To kick YOU..

If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

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Hello guys

well i saw this page for the first time.

well just wanto say as SMS is free to all DAPO customer

cant we directly send SMS to the members of www.rimweb.com

and create a chain.

well am ready for this and my number is 022-32986868

ill send FWD in return.

and ya site will also get famous and we'll get some more members and some more SMS :wacko:

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Life gives us Answers in 3 ways...

It says..

YES..

and Gives us sumthing Gud..

It says..

NO...

and Gives us sumthing Better..

It says...

WAIT...

and Gives u BEST!

*

* See this Star?

*

* It never leaves u

*

* it's a symbol

* of my care

*

* a promise

* dat i'l be ur friend 4evR.

Days are too BUSY...

Hours are too FEW...

Seconds are too FAST...

But there is Always a time for me to ask...

How R U? n hope u r FINE... MiSS U!

Havin a Friend

So SWEET

So CARING

So TRUE

So SINCERE

Is a TREASURE!

So I can't juz imagine

How Lucky U R having Me!

Ow! I mean...

Me

having U!

Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,

4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!

,;;;;;;.

;; . . ;;;

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,;;;;;;.

;; . . ;;;

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,;;;;;;.

; . . ;

'. - ,

,- - -.

; . . ;

'. - ,

I lost all my hair waiting 4 ur msgs.

@,,,,,@

( ' ; ' )

People say, we need maps to find treasures.

But i proved them wrong.

Coz wthout a map I found YOU!

And you will be treasured forever.

When you feel that

nobody loves U

nobody cares 4 U

& everyone is against U,

U should start asking Urself...

<)."".(> main

( (..)) Aisi

( ( .) ) Kyun hu

Message Collection: JEET

Aaj

Raat

Thik

12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bajega!

-

( > "*" < )

(-,-) zzz

--(">--<")--

Sshhh.. its only me putting a blanket on u...

So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n

sweet dreams. 2004

M T W TH F S

1 2 3 4 5

6 7 8 any day...

12

9 --> 3

6

any time

(>""<)

( ' , ' )

(,==(,,)

u'l always b A FRND OF MINE!

,,,**,,, Bring

* ._. * ur phone

( .__, ) close 2

> +++ < ur cheek

,,,**,,,

* -.- *

( '*' / .. dishum

>+++<

Why dont u SMS Me! The @nly wealth i hv,

rare pe@ple ar@und me dat i really call frndz

& y@u are 1 @f them.

Pls stay with me

s@ that pe@ple will kn@w

h@w rich i am?

Say Cheese!

SMILE!

*CLICK!*

<) ".."(>

( (..) ) Delete Message?

No! Wait! B'coz I wana say somethng dats only 4 U

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )

("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"

Message Collection: POO, Chennai

Arre... listen... 2 ppl were askin me ur details 2day.

I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon.

Their names r JOY & HAPPINESS...!!!

-

Conducting a blood test on u...

Testing...

Testing in progress...

Result:

SORRY

HIV+ (HONEY in VEINS)

UR FULL OF HONEY, NO WONDER UR SO SWEET!

When I call u,

1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,

2 rings means i like u,

3 rings means i'm missing u,

4 rings means i need u,

5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!

When I pray,

I Dn't C God Bt I knw

He listns.

Whn I SMS

I Dn't C You Bt I Knw

You think of Me

0=0

(",") Wth a

(")(") Smile

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me!

What's

Sweet but not honey;

Precious but not money;

bright but not sunshine;

improves with time but not wine;

Dnt knw??

It's... Meee!

Life without ur sms is

tea w/o sugar,

coffee w/o milk,

bread w/o butter,

Salard w/o onion,

Candy w/o cream,

Chicken w/o spice,

Icecream w/o ice

ME

w/o

U!

Luv is like a Ice Cube,

D Harder U Hold on to it, D faster It'll disappear.

Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love...

We're like Tea Bags, where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water. So when problems come 2 U, just think... U must be God's favourite cup of Tea.

SHOOT me,

LEAVE me,

BREAK me,

DO any thing but please

DON"T...

__

|

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|

|

__

|

|

|

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| _)

|

|__|

___

| _)

| _)ORGET ME!

|__|

-

10 Things I knw about U!

1. Ur a special person vid a hrt so rare

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. n dats wot mattrers!

10 Things I like about U

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Wat can i say?

THR is NUTHIN GUD ABUT U!

A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run.

Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day has already begun.

Good Morning!

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u...

GOOD Morning!

U know wat happened last nite,

i went out 4 dinner, a lady starin at me, she ordered wat i did, she ate how i ate, she insist to pay my bill too, when i left d hote, she followed me, came to my car n started pullin my leg, as i m pulling urs now. Ha ha!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do...

_Tohra Dost..

L o n g t i m e a g o...

o n l y idiots used...

to read my S M S.

And, t o d a y,

the history continues....

I have a special mean for you:

A glass of CARE,

A Plate of LOVE,

A Spoon of PEACE,

A fork of TRUST,

and

A Bowl of HAPPINESS...

So hog nicely!

u knw y people r jealous of u...?

coz u r smart?

Or, coz u r cute

Or, then u r gorgeous?

No!

They r jealous coz

U ve a cute n sweet FRen like ME.

I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.

I dont know how 2 inform U.

Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of

A-I-D-S

(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like a rain... smile when someone hurts u... smile b'coz someone still cares 4 u...

Sometimes I forget to ask

are u ok?

Sometimes I even miss to say

Hi!

But it doesn't mean that

you're forgotten... No

I m just lazy... like u...

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai!

Good Morning!

Longest love is Mother's love,

Shortest love is others love,

Sweetest love is Lover's love,

BUT Strongest love is friends love.

Like u and me.

F: FIELD of LOVE!

R: ROOT of JOY!

I: ISLAND of GOD!

E: END of SORROW!

N: NAME of HOPE!

D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!

tats YOU my FRIEND.

Every failure is a lesson well-learned,

Every Success is a battle well-fought,

and

TRUE Love is a jewel well-kept,

in one's heart...

Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears.

Keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u".

Whenever I miss u, Stars falls down from the Sky,

So any day if u find the sky empty, don't blame me!

Its all your fault, you made me miss you so much!

--|--

In the rythm of life,

we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,

but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on.

There"s a st@ry BiHind every friendship.

Each friend we make is a start @f each st@ry,

our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning...

H@pe this st@ry, Never has an ending

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me?

Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.

When we sigh about our problems,

they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.

But when we laugh about them...

they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!

Have a bubbly life!

When words fail, Eyes Work.

When Eyes fail, Heart Works

When Heart fails...

To kya?

Samjhe

tapak gaya,

MAMU...!

A smile costs less than Electricity,

but gives more light...

Always smile as it is language which everyone understand...

So keep smiling :-)

Good morning!

In life 5 things can come at any time...

MONEY

FRIENDSHIP

LOVE

DEATH

AND

????

.......

MY SMS.

Have a nice day!

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...!!!

Love is like a bird,

if u hold it tightly it dies,

if u hold it slightly, it flies,

plz take good care of it...

Don't Luv 1, dont' luv 2,

but Luv the 1 who Luvs u.

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

Friendship happens inside the heart.

Slient...

Unwritten..

Unbreakable by distance...

Unchangeable by time...

Once a FRIEND, always a FRIEND...

Message Collection: Others

INGREDIENTS:

10g hasit,

10g Pyar

20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada,

5g kasme, thodi si takrar

50g kabhi na khatma hone wali batein

RESULT: FRNDS 4ever

Tis nyc.. d kind of frndship we have, we dnt get 2c, tok 2 or txt each othr dat much. But wen we do, we jus sorta pikup wer we left off. no ifs, no buts...

(>-<)

( 'o',)

(,,)Y(,,) 4 U!

L.L.J

*(>-<)*.*.*

("( 'o',)")*.*.

*'.( Y )/*.*.

* .L.L.J*.*.*

A Shower of Happiness

(From: Ash)

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D<>

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<>I

O<>

O<>N

D<>I

<>G

G<>N '.+'+.+

O<>I + Sweet.'

O<>T 'Dreams+

D<>E+ .'+.+.

(From: Ash)

(>;;<)

,;( ' ; '),

:,($;--!;->

LJJ '

-->

;--->

;--->"

.:;!""v""!;:.

":.I LOVE .:"

YOU

";..;"

(From: Ash)

,,, .*.

(,' ') (' ',)

(')=() () ((')

Any1 lookin, no!

.,,, .*.

( ,'')('', )

(')=()()((')

be kwik...

,,, *.

( 'x' )

(')=()()((')

mwaahh!!!!!

(From: Ash)

Pleaz pray 4 me...

,***,

( c ' ?

>-- </")

..My medical

results diagnosed

that Im becoming

cuter daily.

But don't worry

its not contagious;

just INCURABLE!

(From: Ash)

Please turn ur mobile

upside down & read hurry!!

37OHSSV O773H

(From: Ash)

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,

Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

(From: Sachin)

L o n g t i m e a g o...

o n l y idiots used...

to read my S M S.

And, t o d a y,

the history continues

(From: Sachin)

3 things I miss

Abt U...

,.: I :., Ur Hair

,.: I :.,

o (.)(.) o UR EYES

,.: I :.,

o (.)(.) o

..

(----)

Ur SMILE!

Aauw..

so CUTE...

(From: JEET)

(>""'<)

( ';' )

(,,) (,,)

Hush... Hush..

(>""'<)

( ';' )

(") (,,)

ThinkinG of me?

(>""'<)

( ' ;')

(,,) (")

No??!

(>""'<)

( )

( )

Then KATTI!!

,,.

('v')

(( ))

>"-"-

,,.

('v')

(( ))

>"-"-

,,.

('v')

(( ))

>"-"-

,,.

(('v'))

>"-"-

,,.

('v')

(( ))

>"-"-

Just checking

if U are ok there!

(>"<)

o", ) Ur so

(Y (,) sweet

J.J.L ... that

(>"<)

('("o, )") the

( Y )/ moment

J.J.L I see ya,

(>"<)

o" , ) me

(")(")(,) marjava.

(From: Ash)

wen I go wrong,need ur hand 2 correct,wen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch,wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat.in short -YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR (Sachin)

In the rythm of life,

we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,

but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on. (Sachin)

wat makes a frndship special is d way each one remembers d oder wen dey r apart.

dey mis d talks,d lafs n d tyme dey wer 2gedr.

lyf changes,memries dont...

i miss u...(Nikky)

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

?

?

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

(Sachin Bafna)

(> " <)

(. " o) Are You

(@"(,) Busy?

?.?.

OK..

(>"<) I SIT

o: , ) Here.

(")(")(,)

I wOn'T go UnLess n uNtil U sMS me (Jeet)

The best teacher is ur heart,

The best healer iis time,

The best judge is ur conscious.

Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur

CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!

(Sachin)

First of first is first of you,

Then there are zeros two

First of last is last of you,

Now you tell me what are you?

"F-O-O-L"

RITE!

You are ABCDEFGHIJK!

(Read on)

A - Attractive

B - Beautiful

C - Cute

D - Dazzling

E - Excellent

F - Funny

G - Great

H - Hot

I J K-

I am Just Kidding!!

:rolleyes:

Edited by Chirag

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Every second God remembers you,

Every minute God bless you,

Every hour God cares for you because...

Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,

Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,

bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,

tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

Good looks catch the eyes,

but Good Personality catches the heart.

You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED???

Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp

.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission..

Take my word, follow the Indian tradition

& marry ur dad's decision ! From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

For me, you've always been

..........a headache!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u

and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,

Humne kaha dard kabul hai,

sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,

humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,

aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,

jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,

varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,

aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u? Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,

wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone . Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...

sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....

ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,

lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,

socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,

par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...

() """ ()

( 'o' ) hey..

( ,>o<, )

Dost...

() _"""_ ()

( o )

( ,("") )

Naaraj ho...

Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...

Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..

****************************

,-'''-.-'''-.

(you&me)

'-. .-'

'v'

have unique & strange Friendship

/)/)

( ';' )

(,) (,)

ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>

( (oo) )

(,,,) - (,,,)

You so strange

Hello,

U R So,

art!

S art!

m

s art!

m

s art!

s artm!

m

s art!

m

s art!

ms art!

m

s art!

SORRY,

this doesn't fit u...

Apko MULAYAM ki akal,

LALOO ki shakal,

Mayawati ki wani,

JAYA ki jawani,

KALAM jaise baal,

ATAL jaisi chaal mile..

GOOD LUCK

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

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chec

if my s

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just

check

if my sw

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just

checki

if my sweet

okay!

just

checking

if my sweet

FRIEND is okay!

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GOOôô

GOODôô

GOOD MOô

GOOD MORNING...

My Friendship is like an onion,

Which has many layers in it,

it will add taste to your life,

but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes

God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!

Some One

is Loving You

Caring for You

Watching over U

Protecting U

Guess Who?

yes

GANPATI

BAPPA MORYA

Aasman me itne tare ho ki

asma na dikhai de,

Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,

ke gam na dikhai de,

HAVE A NICE DAY!

HOW R U?

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Nothing...

Just a mischievous little hi!

How r u?

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,

magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS...

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MOHABBAT

means...

$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'

M - aut

O - oljhan

H - aarna

A - asoo

B - barbadi

B - ewafai

A - ndhera

T - anhai, I agree? Do you?

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,

aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,

aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,

MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",

Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! Kal

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kal

kal

kal

kal

kal

kal

kal

Monday hai...

You = Lovely

You = Perfect

You = Beautiful

You = Amazing

You = sweet

You = Cute

You = gorgeous

You = Fantastic

You = Fabulous

me = lier! :) Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...

Without

Information

Fighting

Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -

With

Idiot

for

Ever

Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,

Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!! Evolution of Man:

Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1

Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya

Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,

Cow log grass eat rahele hain,

shane log SMS kar rahele hain

aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... As a person u r:

=> ADORABLE

=> SWEET

=> SIMPLE

=> HONEST

=> OBEDIENT

=> LOVEABLE

=> EXCELLENT

******

In short U R an *******!

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apun ne, liya hai...

kahi jana ho to bindas

chabi le jana...!!

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Good Day!

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...

C - Causing

U - Un-necessary

T - Trouble

E - Everywhere

Shakespeare: I am not, nor I can write a lot, but one thing I can say u, forget me not

Friendship is to make not to break.

Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Questions R many,

but answers R few,

So I ask U only a question,

How r U?

The world doesnot need more mountains to

climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!

what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!

GOOD MORNING

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi!

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SUN RISE!

Good Morning!

A *smile* is a sign of joy,

A *hug* is a sign of love,

A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,

A *Friend* like me is a sign of

"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"

Hame itna pyar mat karna ki

duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna

bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye

majboor ho jaye

FRIENDSHIP

knows no season,

knows no time,

it has a sole intention

of bringing two people together

to a Moment

called...

"F O R E V E R"

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

Good Morning!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

FRIENDSHIP TEST

Call if U love me

Missed Call if U are a true friend

Text back if U care

Text a joke if U like me

Just ignore if U hate ME?

I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Could you do me a favor?

Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then

ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!

I'have just given u a hug! (",)

Good morning..!!!

This is not fair!

How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?

ANIMAL PLANET!

T I T A N I C

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Although it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best

SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP".

is duniya me dost kam milenge,

Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,

jaha duniya nazar fer legi,

us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,

sahayog mile chhoto se,

Khushiya mile jag se,

pyar mile sab se,

daulat mile rab se,

yahi dua hai

DIL SE!

Friendship Test

Call if U love me

Missed Call if U are a true friend

Text back if U care

Text a joke if U like me

Just ignore if U hate ME?

I'll wait 5mins.

Could you do me a faVour..?

Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder

then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!

I'have just given u a hug! (",)

G'd mOrning...!!!

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,

Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,

yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,

Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!

The ,-# -.- #-.

Heart # "#" #

of "#. . #"

a Friend "#"

knows No BoundarieS,

No LimitS,

just endless Love and Care!

"Have a Great Day..."

A Sweeter Smile,

A Brighter Day,

Hope everything turns out

great for you Today!!!

Good Morning!

(> " " <) Have a

( = 'o'= ) Nice

_(,,) _ (,,) Day!!

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,

yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,

apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,

magar aapko bhulna

apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

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(((( @) (@ ))))

(((((; <._.> ;)))))

(((((( ,__, ))))))

You are so...

B H o o T I F u L

Arz hai unki galiyon ke

chakkar kaat kaatte kutte

hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to

hamare na ho sake par hum

kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

Life is like:

MATHS:

Friend kO

Plus karO

+

Dushman kO

Minus karO

-

Khushia kO

Multiply karO

*

Gam kO

Divide karO

:-

aur

.

Life kO

enjoy karO!

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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no smses na?

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Katti!

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a little BiRD Sent

to Wish U a Nice

Morning & a Great Day!!

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,

Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,

Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,

ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...

Ae barish jara tham ke baras,

jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,

pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,

phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

HOPE

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ShoWeRs of

Love, Luck, Blessings &

Happiness exclusively for U.

WELCOME TO MONSOON.

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Nice people

are blessed people,

ever friendly,

always smiling,

forgive easily,

hold no grudges

and keep no

malice. Send this

to a nice person.

I just did.

Luv

Easy to say - Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...

Difficulty is a part of Life...

But That's the reason...

Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

My Friendship is like an onion,

Which has many layers in it,

it will add taste to your life,

but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes.

Wishing u hapiness

as big as Ganeshji's Appitite,

life as long as his trunk,

troubles as small as his mouse, and

moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.

Laloo bada chalak hai

Nau baccho ka bap hai

Laloo bada nirala he

dasva ane wala he...

ye andar ki baat hai

isme Vajpayee ka hat hai...

New Concept of Life

Morning = MANDIR

Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A

Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

A Friend is:

1% Funny

2% Sweet

3% Caring

4% Loving and...

90% Good Looking that's why...

I'm your Friend!

Special

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U r

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see me (" ._, ")

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now u

don't

but despite

my absence

you are never

forgotten!

Feelings r

many... but words

are few, clouds r

dark...but sky is

blue, love is a

paper... life is a

glue, everything

is false... but our

friendship is

true.....

One day

Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,

Dost tarse teri yari ko,

Yar tarse pyar ko,

hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

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Had a hard time editing ur posts buddy! :) - Chirag

Q) in which state is bay of bengal?

A)Liquid. :)

Wife to husband" nikal meri saree, nikal mera blouse, chadja upar , daba zor se aur zor se, dekha ho gaya na SUITCASE bund!!!!"

Q) "How would u drop an egg on the concrete floor without it cracking?"

A) dont worry concrete floors dont crack easily.

Q)" How would u lift an elephant with one hand?"

A) you wouldnt find an elepahnt with one hand in the first place!!!!

Q) "what did the women's left leg say to the right leg?"

A) Between u n me we can earn a lot of money!!

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LAGE RAHO!!!

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly !

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !

Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE

The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.

I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, din mein taare gin raha hai!!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.

I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.

Santa singh tells his girlfriend, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home". When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home

The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?

This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: ................ Try again ...................... Sorry, i guess your just not sexy................... HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!

If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

I Pray to God to Bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and $1000000000. 50-50 OK ? You also pray !

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4.

I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on this earth. But then, I thought........... Suicide is a crime !

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating !

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes...... After that,..... Who cares ?..... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes !

Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is.. How strong the wind is.. How wide a river is.. I jst wanna tell u.. They r none of ur business !

wudntufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneuknewsentuamessagewithnospacesanduspentagestryingto figureoutonlytorealisethatthereisnopointtothemessageexcepttoirritateu!!

Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now... Wait, hold on, Sorry, Unable to find ur brain.... I'm leaving now !

I saw you on the road that day. U were looking so fine. Ur face So divine. Ur walk so perfect. My heart started tossing a sweet song.... Who let the dogs out ??!

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly....... Well, enough of me.... How about you ?

Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10. Why ?? Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK !

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

Laloo goes to america for learning english. After some days George Bush calls the Rabri Devi & told her " E sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai."

I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.

Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border. But surprised they r not fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !

Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho, 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted, kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs gersm are hated ,so kiss me baby iam vaccinated !

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??"

Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

ENJOY!!!

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Some Funny SMS:

1)We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

2) It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

3) All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

4) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

5) When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

6) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

7) Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

8) Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

9) I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

10) Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

11) Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

12) First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

13) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

14) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

15) Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

16) Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

17) Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

18) Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

19) Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

20) My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

21) Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

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Gud Morning,Gud Nyt @ SMS

: TIME TO SLEEP

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

: MORNING GREETING

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

: MORNING GIFT

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

: GOOD MORNING

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

: NITE HAS END...

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

: THINGS TO NOTE B4 SLEEPING

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!

: HELLO

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

: I PRAY 4 YOU

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite

: GOOD MORNING

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

: NO MATTER

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

: TIME 4 BED

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!

: I CARE MOST

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

: STARS LIGHT

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

: NICE FRIENDS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

: WASH UP

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

: COLD COLD NITE

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

: WINDOWS OF SOUL

Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!

: SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND

Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.

: DRACULA KISS

As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

: LAZY BONE WAKE UP!

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

: AS NITE FALLS

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

: THE SUN HAD RISED

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

: SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u

: MASTER OF PUPPETS

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

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ROMANCE @ sMS

: YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

: WHO YOU ARE

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

: I'M STILL ALIVE...

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

: IN LOVE WITH YOU

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

: TRULY LOVE

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

: CHER|SH...

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...

: POEM OR RHYME?

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

: 2NITE WITH ME

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

: LOVE YOU

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

: TRUE LOVE

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

: FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

: FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

: VALUE OF LOVE

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

: STILL LOVING U

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

: NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

: LOVE IS SO CONFUSING

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

: REALITY

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

: WHY IS HE NOT MINE...

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

: NOT TOO YOUNG

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

: I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

: IT HURTS

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

: FORGET YOU

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

: IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

: FALL IN LOVE

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

: LOVE IS TO THINK

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

: IN LOVE WITH YOU

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

: SOMEONE ELSE

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

: OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

: HEART TO CIRCLE

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

: WHO

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

: TRY TO FORGET

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

: ADVICE ON LIVING

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

: QUICKSAND

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

: IN MY ARMS

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

: WHAT IS TRUE

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.

: FLAME OF YOURS

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

- If love were to be taxed,

I would be the highest tax payer.

-you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.

-Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

-Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

-You need Money to call someone Honey.

-My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

-We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?

Because their both hands are free.

-Definitions :

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,

and kills by his bills.

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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