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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands. =================================================================== A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene the lawyer was hopping up and down the rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. Officer, look what they've done to my new BMW!!'' he shrieked. You lawyer are so materialistic, you make me sick,'' retorted the officer ''You're so worried about stupid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!'' Oh my Gaaad....'' replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been. ''We've got to find it. It has my Rolex on it!'' =================================================================== Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ============================================================================ What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. ============================================================================ In case of an emergency, speak only in English !! Never say prayers in any other language! U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating -Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. When the Ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the Paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the Hospital?' They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!' =================================================================== 4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola. 1 bhi customer nahi aaya .. Kyun..? # # # # # # # # petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # 2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. but taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # # 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa. warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha.. ==================================================================================================== All of you who have seen the movie 'Wednesday'... will love these rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogue's... Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ? Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de... mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de.. mein vo hoon jiski biwi usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha... mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to... mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai. Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon.. I'm the…..STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER.... ==============================================================================================

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